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Preuzeto sa
YTS.MX
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Službeno YIFY filmsko mjesto:
YTS.MX
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Vesela afrička glazba
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Cvrčanje
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Čarobna božićna glazba
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Danas, više nego ikada,
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Čovjek mora ponovno učiti
živjeti s prirodom.
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Zbog toga je emisija
Susret na kraju svijeta
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poziva vas da otkrijete te narode,
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ovi krajolici
a životinje čudesno pošteđene.
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Za Božić nikoga ne zovemo,
ni dva, ni tri,
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ali četiri iznimna gosta.
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Večerao je u tvojoj kući 20 godina,
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glavni voditelj u 20 sati:
JGG, Julien Gosset-Grainville.
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Dame i gospodo, dobra večer.
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Ona je Véro, veterinar,
ona razgovara sa životinjama
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{\an8}u televizijskoj seriji
favorit Francuza,
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nepogrešiva Nathalie Dulac.
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Mi smo vaši prijatelji!
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Stand-up rock zvijezda,
on napada Stade de France,
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kralj humora, jedan, jedini Sam.
- Bilo je super!
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Ali nije bilo sjajno.
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Smijeh
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32 gola s Modrima,
Ligu prvaka s Atléticom,
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maskota francuskog tima,
El Matador, Kévin Kerguellec.
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U kojem kutku svijeta naše zvijezde
hoće li se ponovno sresti? s kim?
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{\an8}Ili što? Oni će saznati
u avionu koji će ih odvesti,
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a ti 25. prosinca
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{\an8}za ovaj sastanak na kraju
svijetaBožićni specijal.
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Skreni tamo!
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Ali nije u redu, zar ne?
Ali vidio sam! Znam čitati.
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Obećao si mi da nakon vijesti,
vratili bismo se živjeti u Biarritz.
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Dobio sam otkaz nakon 22 godine
zalijepiti plavu kosu
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koji ne poznaje glavni grad
iz Mongolije.
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Ulaanbaatar nije težak.
To je čak i osnova.
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Zašto ste prihvatili
ona grozna emisija tamo?
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šališ se
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Svi žele raditi ovu emisiju.
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Možete li zamisliti Božićni specijal?
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Ne, ne Sastanak na kraju
svijeta,govorim ti o Télé-boutique.
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Kad se želiš oporaviti,
moraš ostati na trampolinu.
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Pa evo skačem.
Hop tamo, hop tamo, hop tamo.
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Odlazim na nekoliko dana
Ne brini
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Torba mi je na leđima
I posao po izboru
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Dnevnik putovanja
Da ispričam svoje priče
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Imam sve što mi treba
U mom ruksaku
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Stani!
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Zaboravio sam papire! polukružno okretanje!
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pa...
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Julijan.
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Jeste li već tamo?
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Pa, očito.
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Poranio si.
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Od četvorice koji odlaze s tobom,
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Ja sam najbolja
a tko će totem skinuti.
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Julien, to nije Koh-Lanta.
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Naučit ću te nečemu, Poli.
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U 59. godini,
to je Koh-Lanta svaki dan.
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eh
Hajde, ja ću uzeti ruksak.
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Zamoli Shorta da nosi žuti.
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Tko je Short?
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Pa, uzmi žutu.
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Lagana glazba u pozadini
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Marko!
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znaš što zaboravio sam svoj...
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Ah!
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Otišao sam prije deset minuta.
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ja znam
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Ali dovraga, Marc!
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Pitao si me da se udam za tebe
prije tri dana!
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ja znam
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Međutim, bio sam siguran.
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Konačno, siguran sam da si otišao.
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Imam druge stvari za obaviti
nego ići na kampiranje s tim idiotom Poli.
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Prodali smo tek trećinu karata.
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Nemaš izbora, Sam.
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Zašto?
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Zašto se ne puni?
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Zašto se ne puni?
- Pa već,
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Stade de France je velik...
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Ljudi su u nevolji,
bez novca,
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i puno se manje smije.
- Manje je smiješno...
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Ne, da, smiješno je. Smije se ili još više,
ali to je unutarnji smijeh.
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Tihi smijeh, da.
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Što? imate problem
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Ne, ali za tihi smijeh,
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ne moramo
zauzeti Stade de France.
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Vibriraj
Čekaj, čekaj.
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Obećao si da ćeš otići pogledati njegov meč.
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To je ovaj vikend.
- O sranje.
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Oh...
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Kako sam mogao zaboraviti?
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Što ću se raspizditi
s ovim štreberima...
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Ne volim putovanja.
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Tutnjava aviona
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hej
Smijeh
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kako si
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Leo Poli!
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O, pravi Léo Poli!
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Rado idem s tobom.
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Volim tvoju emisiju. super je.
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Ona je super, ali...
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Ona nije vau.
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sub.
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Dopusti mi da te upoznam s Nicom.
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Njegov i moj kofer.
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Ali Sam,
znaš da ideš sam?
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Pa ne.
Gdje god ja idem, Nico ide.
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Ne, princip emisije,
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to je da svi odlaze sami.
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- Ali ne?
- da
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- Ozbiljno?
- Ozbiljno.
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čekaj...
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Znaš li rezati? rezati...
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Presjeci na sekundu.
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Nije moguće.
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Nikad nisam otišla sama
nigdje.
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Jeste li dobro prošli na snježnom tečaju?
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Snimatelj se smije.
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Zašto se smije? tko je to
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Ja pravim ventile, OK?
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To nije pobjeda.
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JGG!
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JGG!
- Oh!
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Oh, to je super.
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sub !
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Dame i gospodo, dobra večer.
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super je
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Ali nije sjajno.
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Držiš to bolje od mene.
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- Dobar je spoj, oboje.
- Dobar je početak.
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Ja sam Nathalie Dulac.
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- Ne pušimo.
- Vraćaš li me natrag?
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Nathalie, što radiš ovdje?
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Neka prođe.
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- Rekao sam ti.
- Oprosti, Nathalie.
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polirano,
Tako sam sretan što odlazim.
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Nathalie.
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Je li pila ili što?
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Pušila je.
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Gdje ti je prtljaga?
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“Putujte bez prtljage,
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“putovati srcem.”
- Dobro?
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Nathalie, kakva radost!
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Ah!
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gospodine Grainville! Istina je
što ste prihvatili Télé-boutique?
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Bože moj...
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- Volim Télé-boutique.
- O da...
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Nije li to moja Nathalie Dulac?
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Ah!
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Super, moj Véro, veterinar!
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tko je to
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Pa, to je Sam, Sam.
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O da, naravno, oprosti.
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zapravo,
Zapravo izgledaš starije, zar ne?
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Malo.
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Izgledaš svojih godina.
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Čekaj, ne, to nije duh...
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Počet ćemo iznova.
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Morate biti velikodušniji, topliji...
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Melodija zvona
Oprostite, oprostite.
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Da?
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Da.
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Bok. Ja sam Geronimo.
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Zovite me Jérôme ili Gégé.
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- Ili da te uopće ne zovem.
- Nije nas briga.
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Dođi, dođi ovuda.
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Trebao je biti ovdje prije 3 sata!
- znam
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Ne možemo više čekati.
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- Hajde, idemo.
- Ne, čekaj.
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Ne želim da me se povezuje
takvom idiotu.
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Laknulo mi je što putujem bez njega!
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On dolazi!
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Što?
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Kamera, kamera!
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Trči!
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hej
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Evo ga!
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Oprosti, oprosti.
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Kevine!
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Dobro došao, Kevine.
- U ekstremistički!
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Kakva je ovo odjeća?
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Je li ovo krinka?
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Ne, nije krinka.
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Ovo je moja odjeća, normalna.
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Crno u južnoj Africi,
nije u redu
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biti užasan.
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- Znaš li kamo idemo?
- da
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Da, pa... U Africi.
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Ali Julien,
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Na meni je da vam to objavim.
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Prošlo je 25 godina
da sam u ovoj sredini.
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Vijesti mi se vraćaju
a da ne želim.
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I ja isto, prošlo je 25 godina
a ja to nisam znao.
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Za što?
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00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:16,083
Imati informacije koale,
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ili zamorac, teško je.
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Da, veterinar!
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- Idi, idi, idi!
- Hajde, avantura.
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- El Matador, stvarno!
- Da!
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Čekati.
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00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:28,375
Izgovor. Hoće li biti kitova?
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00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,708
Ne, ne, nikako.
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Ah dobro?
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Candeloro mi je rekao
da si plivao s kitovima.
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00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:37,208
I to je bilo lijepo.
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00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,541
Oh ne, ne.
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00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,291
Idemo upoznati pleme
najizoliraniji
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svijeta...
- Šteta. čekaj me!
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čekaj !
- Malawas...
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00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,916
Daj mi ajurvedsku žvakaću gumu.
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00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:52,125
To je ludo, kako je on to znao?
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To nije pobjeda.
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Malo čitanja, gospodine?
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Pa super.
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HVALA. Cool.
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00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,458
Čekaj, zar nismo prvi razred?
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Ne pričaj mi o tome, zelen sam.
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Mi poslujemo sa seljacima.
- prijatelji,
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to je avantura.
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Kamera, snimajmo.
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00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,375
Vrijeme je da se posječete
civilizacije,
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da ugasim mobitele
i stavi ih u vrećicu.
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Moje zadovoljstvo.
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Skoči tamo!
- Savršeno.
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To je najteži dio!
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dobro je
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Režemo kamere, smjestimo se.
Sretan put.
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Jiji, vrati to sada.
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Ali vrati ga, lažan je.
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Je li lažno?
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Ne, stvarno je.
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Neću ostati 8 dana bez toga.
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- 15 dana!
- Što?
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Jeste li vidjeli?
236
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Vi ste na naslovnici Voici.
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jeste li znali
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Udaješ se za svog dečka!
239
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Naslovnica Voici,
to je uvijek emocija.
240
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napravio sam osam,
241
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uključujući dvije potpuno gole.
242
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Hej, hoćeš li me pozvati?
243
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,166
Gégé, samo naprijed, okreni se.
244
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Sam,
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uskoro polijećemo,
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Razgovarajmo o odredištu.
247
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,291
Znam, je li Tikilélé?
248
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,416
Julien me obavijestio, dobro je.
249
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,416
I stalno ćemo se snimati?
250
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,458
Prestani me snimati, u redu je!
U avionu smo!
251
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,250
Oh, gospodine, molim vas.
252
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,625
Mogu li dobiti votku?
- Moje zadovoljstvo.
253
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I ja, votku.
254
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,750
Imate li odličan Bordeaux?
Château Latour, Pétrus?
255
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:27,125
- Donijet ću vam kartu.
- Prvi
256
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jer u poslu je to užasno.
257
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I Redbull s čipsom.
258
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:38,333
Već jedan, pakao je...
Nisam trebao slušati kanal.
259
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,416
To nije pobjeda.
260
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,000
Ponovi to opet,
261
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,625
izlaziš iz aviona
kroz zahodsku rupu, OK?
262
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,708
- Idem u eko.
- Dakle.
263
00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:53,916
Indiskretno zijevanje
264
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Mirno zujanje aviona
265
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Dron mikrosvjetla
266
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Mučni uzvici
267
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Ide li dobro?
- Želim sići.
268
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Nemam remen.
Hoćemo li se razmijeniti?
269
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Nije ništa.
270
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,375
Evo, ja ću ti posuditi svoju.
271
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Ali on je glup!
272
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,625
Pogledajte produkcijski tim,
273
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,125
oni će prijeći pustinju,
274
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:27,208
pridružuju nam se u noći
s našim stvarima.
275
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,666
Da sam znao,
Ja bih otišao s njima.
276
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,333
S vjetrom će ih uhvatiti,
dobar si s nama.
277
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Držimo se!
278
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Cris
279
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Želim sići!
280
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Želim izaći!
281
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Dron mikrosvjetla
282
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Zviždanje vjetra
283
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To je dobro, ali...
284
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Nije sjajno.
285
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:07,666
Epska glazba
286
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,541
Pogledajte kakve smo sreće!
287
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:22,666
Priroda u svoj svojoj veličanstvenosti
pozdravlja nas.
288
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,875
Hrkanje
289
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,083
Ayurveda žvakaća guma.
290
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,708
Ovdje je Wokabi koji će biti naš vodič.
291
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,416
Sretni smo što ga imamo,
292
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,166
on je jedini koji nije Malawa
293
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,000
prihvaćen među Malawama. čekaj !
294
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,833
Ja ću nositi svoju torbu!
295
00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:52,750
Moramo ga uzeti za ananas
296
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sa svojim rezom.
- I njegovu zavjesu za tuširanje.
297
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:58,583
Govorim 15 jezika.
298
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,666
Ova frizura je znak
pripadnosti mom plemenu.
299
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,916
I ova zavjesa za tuširanje,
naša tradicionalna nošnja.
300
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,708
Crvena poput gnjeva našeg Boga.
301
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,333
Zaboravio sam nešto u autu.
302
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,541
idem tamo.
303
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,750
Zujanje insekta
304
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,833
Inače pitanje vremena,
što planiraš?
305
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,750
Kakav šok, ova zemlja.
306
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:35,458
Osjećam se kao da pripadam,
osim što sam bijelac.
307
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,750
Ali iznutra sam crna.
- Ne brini,
308
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:41,750
za 2 sata nećeš biti ni jedno ni drugo,
samo ćeš biti sav crven.
309
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:44,000
vidiš...
310
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,750
Imam samo jednu tubu.
I pristajem to podijeliti s vama.
311
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:50,166
Ne hvala, želim prekinuti
s ovim trikovima
312
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,750
našeg potrošačkog društva.
313
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,208
- Sjajno.
- Imaš pravo.
314
00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:57,791
- Dodaj cijev, izgorio sam.
- Polako.
315
00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:00,625
Malo, imam samo tri.
- Prođi, prođi.
316
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:01,708
Ah, prokletstvo.
317
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:05,458
Pa, apsolutno. Kutija od 20 komada.
318
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:08,375
Ne sanjaj, nije ono što misliš.
319
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,875
Pravilo broj jedan velikog novinara:
imati svoju putovnicu,
320
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,083
50 dolara u gotovini
i penicilin.
321
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,208
Vrlo suho i štoviše,
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ono pluta.
323
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,166
Ah, krava!
324
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,625
Ova riba je upravo jela
moja putovnica!
325
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,583
To je gad!
Imate li harpun?
326
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:27,458
Harpun?
327
00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:29,583
Imate li "harpun"?
328
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,041
Dobrodošli u Afriku.
329
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:36,291
Vesela glazba
s afričkim zvukovima
330
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,500
Reci, tata Štrumpfe,
Je li još daleko?
331
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,625
Uskoro smo stigli,
ali još je jako daleko.
332
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:23,958
Oh dobro...
333
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,791
Lijeva noga, desna noga, odmotavamo
334
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a guramo prema vrhu.
lijevo, desno,
335
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:31,875
razotkrivamo se...
336
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,208
Hoćeš li biti ovakav cijelo vrijeme?
337
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,166
Ljubomora.
338
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,916
100% detoksikacija.
339
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,041
Riješimo se
svih otpadaka iz tijela.
340
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:41,958
jako
341
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,833
da skočimo u hotelski bazen.
342
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:46,041
Kako to misliš, Kevine? Nema hotela.
343
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,000
Ovaj je dobar.
344
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,750
- Jeste li ikada gledali seriju ili tako nešto?
- Ne.
345
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:54,625
Idemo u pleme primitivaca,
spavamo s primitivcima.
346
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:58,125
Ali ti si spavao
s kitovima?
347
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,166
Ne, Kevine.
348
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,333
Kako bismo mogli staviti
toliko golova
349
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:04,500
i biti tako glup? pitam,
350
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,000
Nemam odgovor.
351
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,541
Stopala me bole.
352
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,125
Hop, hop, hop.
353
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:13,000
Narodni jezik
354
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,166
Reski zvižduci
355
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:20,625
Udarac u rog
356
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,208
Što je?
357
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,416
Čekaju nas.
358
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,750
Oprostite.
359
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:31,166
Ovdje smo kao u bestežinskom stanju,
360
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,625
stisnuto grlo,
361
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,416
izgubljeno
između visokih visoravni Tikilélé
362
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,166
i pustinja Douakip.
363
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,750
Dio plemena
dolazi nam u susret.
364
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,833
Nisi rekao da moraš
planinske cipele.
365
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:47,541
- Gosti su nam nestrpljivi.
- Nestrpljiv, dupe moj...
366
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,125
Ne možete mi pomoći?
367
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:54,291
Izuzetan sastanak
s iznimnim ljudima.
368
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,916
Jauci napora
369
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,833
Počinjem se umarati.
370
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:13,000
Čudna glazba
371
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:15,083
mi smo...
372
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:17,833
mi smo...
373
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,125
velika mi je čast upoznati te.
374
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,208
Hvala što ste nas primili.
375
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:24,208
Dobro jutro.
376
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,125
prekrasne su,
377
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,041
s njihovom kiklopskom glavom.
378
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,541
Osjećam se kao da me netko promatra
kroz ključanicu.
379
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,291
Bok, ja sam Kevin. Ne?
380
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,625
Ne bojte se.
381
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,583
Oprostite, oprostite.
382
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:10,000
Bilo me manje strah
sa svojim maskama.
383
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:13,958
Kamo idu?
384
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,708
Oko mene, čini se.
385
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,291
Narodni jezik
386
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,291
on kaže:
387
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,541
"Želimo vam dobrodošlicu."
388
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:25,666
Nikada nisu vidjeli plavu ženu.
- Ah dobro.
389
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,750
Pa... Pa zdravo. pozdrav svima
390
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,250
Ne razumijem još sve.
391
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,125
Ali on će mi prevesti.
392
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,875
Lijepo je, zar ne? sviđa mi se.
393
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:39,250
{\an8}Bok.
394
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,958
Ah, konačno,
395
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,416
svidio mi se
ova šetnja u grmu.
396
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,125
Ha, Tokapi?
-Wokabi.
397
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:49,250
Wokabi.
- Znaš li što ćemo učiniti?
398
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,083
Zvat ću te Jeff,
kao moj posinak.
399
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,708
Bit će jednostavnije.
Ja, Julien i ti, Jeff.
400
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:57,375
- Više volim Wokabi.
- U redu, Jeff. hajde
401
00:19:58,583 --> 00:19:59,625
Oh ne, ne.
402
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,500
Noge me previše bole.
403
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,750
Idem sve više naprijed.
404
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,583
Razgovaraju međusobno.
405
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,250
Gégé, film! Film, film!
406
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,250
Ali film!
407
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:18,083
Intrigantna lagana glazba
408
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,333
o da
409
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,875
O da, svejedno.
410
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,416
To je raj.
411
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,625
kako si Dobro jutro.
412
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,791
Da, to je moje.
413
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,166
Pozdrav gđo
414
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,791
Daleko je, ali je lijepo.
415
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:34,041
Čišćenje grla
Pokušava govoriti njihovim jezikom.
416
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:42,750
Julijan.
417
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,416
Smijeh
418
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,916
Oh, jesam li krivo izgovorio riječ?
419
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,333
Mora da ste zaboravili cirkumfleksni naglasak.
On se smije.
420
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,041
Naučio si
421
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:59,583
Chichewa koji je jezik
Malavijci, ne Malavijci.
422
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,458
Ah dobro?
423
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,750
Žuti smijeh
Dobro je učiti jezik.
424
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,625
Omogućuje vam komunikaciju, ha?
425
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:11,833
Ah, jako dobro. Netko važan.
Oprostite.
426
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,416
Ja sam Sam, voditelj komedije.
427
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,375
Oh...
428
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,666
- Krabou.
- KRABOU.
429
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,250
U redu, u redu u redu.
430
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,958
BHOO’DIN! BHOO’DIN!
431
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,000
Boudin?
432
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,666
To znači "sunce".
433
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:26,791
Oh...
434
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,250
hvala vam
435
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,916
Svjesni smo življenja
trenutak rijetke duhovnosti.
436
00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:35,791
Nathalie, što osjećaš?
437
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:38,250
Imam dojam
da je veza uspostavljena
438
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,166
između tebe i djece.
439
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:43,458
To je vrlo jaka emocija.
Što me nervira...
440
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:46,166
Hej, prijatelju!
Imaju zemljane balone!
441
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,291
Vau, teško je!
442
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,708
Nisam bio gotov.
443
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,708
Začuđeni uzvici
444
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,875
Nogomet je život.
445
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,083
Veza između muškaraca,
kakva god bila njihova kultura.
446
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,916
Nije lopta,
To je izmet za gnojivo.
447
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:12,333
Smijeh
448
00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:15,208
Nježna glazba
449
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,541
Hep, hep, hep, hep!
450
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:31,208
Mačka, mačka, mačka, mačka!
451
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:32,458
KRABOU.
452
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,375
KRABOU.
453
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:35,208
KRABOU. KRABOU.
454
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:36,750
u cemu je problem
455
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,500
Onaj koji razgovara s čarobnjakom
po dolasku u selo
456
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,250
donosi zlo oko, to je krabou.
457
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,416
Krabou.
458
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,458
KRABOU.
459
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:47,250
Oh, pločica.
Nemaš sreće, ti si krabou.
460
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,708
KRABOU.
461
00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:51,625
Ja nisam krabou, ja sam Sam.
462
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:54,041
KRABOU. KRABOU.
463
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:56,625
Krabou. Krabou, reci krabou.
464
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:57,583
KRABOU.
465
00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:58,625
KRABOU.
466
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,833
Oni pjevaju Krabou.
467
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,916
Sa svom svojom naklonošću.
468
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,375
kako se zoves
Dijete govori.
469
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:08,708
Zvat ćeš se Jeff,
bit će jednostavnije.
470
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,916
Evo, moj Jeff. Izvoli, moj Jeff.
471
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,208
A ti ćeš biti Françoise.
472
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,625
Izvoli, Françoise.
473
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,250
Françoise. Jeff.
474
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:19,291
Izvoli, moj mali Jeff.
- Reci, Julien.
475
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,708
Shvaćate da oni ne znaju
čitati francuski, ili čitati uopće?
476
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:26,958
Očito, ali gledajte.
Oduševljeni su, uživaju.
477
00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:30,000
Vole fotografije.
S tim rade vudu.
478
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,375
Ona se smije.
- Pa ne!
479
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:32,916
Vrati mi ga!
480
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,083
Vrati mi dar,
moj mali Jeff! Dođi!
481
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,666
- To je šala!
- You shouldn't tell him.
482
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,208
Izgled! Ulovio sam pokemona!
483
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:43,666
dobro,
nisi krabou za svakoga.
484
00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:46,333
Evo tvoje kutije.
485
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:49,916
- Bolje je nego što sam mislio.
- Da.
486
00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:52,458
Dobro došli u Malawa
487
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:55,000
za ovaj sastanak
na kraju svijeta.
488
00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,541
i uh...
489
00:24:57,291 --> 00:24:59,375
Kako spavamo?
- Jedan bod.
490
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:02,625
Razgovaraju međusobno.
491
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:09,166
- Izvoli.
- Oh, ali...
492
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,083
Spavaj, znam kako treba.
493
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,333
Pitam se oko kreveta.
494
00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:16,333
Zapravo, Nathalie, Malawas
495
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:18,333
nemaju koncept kreveta.
496
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,125
Zaspu gdje hoće,
gdje su.
497
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:23,291
Fascinantan.
498
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:26,041
Dobro je, jednostavno je,
praktično je.
499
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,416
C'est moderne, pas de matelas.
500
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,250
Nemaju se što oprati,
to je revolucionarno.
501
00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:33,916
- I poštuje okoliš.
- Osim toga.
502
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,041
BRAVO !
503
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:36,833
HVALA.
504
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,125
Nešto smo već naučili.
505
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:41,541
Čišćenje grla
506
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:46,625
Od ove noći, naši gosti
živjet će kao Malawa.
507
00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:50,625
Odrekni se udobnosti, materijalizma,
postati jedno s prirodom.
508
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:53,833
Leo, pusti mene.
Čekaj, oprosti.
509
00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,500
Jesam li za? Tako.
510
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Od prve noći,
odričemo se svake udobnosti,
511
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:02,208
spremni živjeti kao naši novi prijatelji,
Malawas.
512
00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:03,250
Osjećate li emociju?
513
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:04,958
smiješno je,
514
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:06,958
uvijek imamo dojam
da ti je dosadno.
515
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,916
- Ne, ne.
- Zanimljivo je.
516
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,583
- Reži.
- Izrezano je.
517
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,500
Oh dobro, super. HVALA.
518
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,916
Nema "super", ne ostajemo ovdje.
519
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,375
Čekaj, Sam.
520
00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:19,916
- Sigurno postoje male životinje.
- Maleni, fini ste.
521
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,916
Žohari moraju biti registrirani
tako su veliki.
522
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,291
Možemo li dobiti tepih?
523
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,666
Mogu li dobiti jednokrevetnu sobu?
524
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:31,708
Dopustit ćemo vam da se smjestite ovdje.
525
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,333
I kako kažu u Malawi:
526
00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:35,583
Otanga.
Ponavljaju.
527
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:37,875
To znači "laku noć".
528
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,625
-Okatanga.
- Čekaj.
529
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:42,833
Hoćemo li svi ostati ovdje?
Slažemo li se s tim?
530
00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:44,500
To je to, Okatanga...
531
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:49,833
Tko će spavati kao velika vidra?
532
00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:55,583
“Pata pata”
Miriam Makeba
533
00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:56,958
Bibi je.
534
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:00,250
Han, to je vau!
535
00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:01,416
želim to!
536
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:04,958
Nath, ako tako osjećaš,
Napravit ću ti malo mjesta.
537
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,041
Zanimljivo je spavati kao oni.
538
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,083
Opet ćemo razgovarati o tome u 4 ujutro.
539
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:13,333
Oh tamo.
- Da, pa dodirni se, ovdje.
540
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:16,333
Oh, kako ugodno...
541
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:17,500
On se smije.
542
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:24,166
Zove divljih životinja
543
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:27,416
Hrkanje
544
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:30,791
Ne mogu to više podnijeti.
545
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,958
Hrkao je cijelu noć.
546
00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:38,583
Nisam tako patio
ušima
547
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:41,333
od koncerta Maître Gimsa.
548
00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:44,833
Djeca pričaju.
549
00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:47,958
Pleme raspravlja.
550
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:55,250
- Možeš li piti mlijeko od zebre?
- Jako je dobro.
551
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,708
O da, kao Oreo milkshake.
552
00:27:57,791 --> 00:27:58,875
obožavam.
553
00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,958
Ja sam lakto-intolerantan.
554
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,791
Oprosti, rođače.
555
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,541
Idem samo popiti kavu.
556
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,166
Ja to ne osjećam.
- Dva.
557
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,458
Ocjena.
558
00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:13,375
- MARK.
- Zašto to kažu?
559
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,750
- Tko je Marc?
- To si ti, Marc. Ovo je Mark.
560
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,333
Ja sam Kevin.
561
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:20,791
Ali ne, to si ti. Sveti Marko.
562
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,500
HVALA.
563
00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:27,541
On teži.
Uzvik oduševljenja
564
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,500
Vruće je.
565
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,416
- Izlazi iz pite.
- Da...
566
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:35,041
- Slano je, ali ima okus...
- Od? od ?
567
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:36,333
Od mlijeka.
568
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,041
Žensko ili muško mlijeko?
569
00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:38,833
Ah OK.
570
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,958
C'est très bon, muy bueno.
571
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,041
Wokabi razgovara s plemenom.
572
00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:48,833
Nemoj ovdje raditi taj potez.
573
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,458
- Za što?
- To je uvreda.
574
00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:52,166
To znači tvoj anus
575
00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,958
zatvara zauvijek.
- Joj.
576
00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:55,500
Da, iritantno je.
577
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,083
Ne uzrujavamo se, super.
578
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:59,875
Ogorčeni uzvici
579
00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:03,791
Ovo je još gore.
580
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:08,125
“Stavio sam ti dva prsta u nos
i nahranit ću tvoj mozak."
581
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:11,041
To je vrlo živopisan jezik.
582
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:14,875
Da, sa znakovima, zvukom
and words, we communicate.
583
00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:18,375
Stavio sam ruke u džepove.
Las hands en las bolsas.
584
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,791
Krećite se više.
585
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:20,791
Ovdje nema shifumija.
586
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:22,333
Oni se smiju.
587
00:29:23,666 --> 00:29:24,791
Ocjena.
588
00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,250
OCJENA.
589
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,125
Marc znači "zebra".
590
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:31,916
A to znači "zebrino mlijeko".
591
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,208
U REDU.
592
00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:35,250
Da, kušat ću.
593
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:39,083
Ne bi trebalo biti gore od komada tosta
maslac u čokoladi.
594
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:41,583
- Pozdrav, prijatelji.
- HVALA.
595
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:45,166
- Pignouf!
- Čekaj malo, dolazimo.
596
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,541
- Jesi li dobro spavao?
- Spavao izvrsno.
597
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,250
Sjajno instaliran.
598
00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:52,208
- Bilo bi nam bolje u hotelu.
- Dobre vijesti.
599
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,208
Imali smo produkcijski tim...
600
00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:55,583
Dakle, postoji mreža.
601
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:56,791
Satelitski telefon.
602
00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,041
Ima li telefon?
603
00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,583
Samo za hitne slučajeve.
604
00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,208
To je dobro znati.
605
00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:03,291
Produkcijski tim je zapeo.
606
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:07,125
- Pješčana oluja.
- Zakasnit će dan-dva.
607
00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:08,541
o ne!
608
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:09,833
O ne, što je s mojim koferima?
609
00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:12,208
Julien, imaš svoj sjajan ruksak!
610
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:14,375
Ne, unutra je samo moj krevet!
611
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,125
- Nemoj se ljutiti!
- Ne ljutim se.
612
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,875
A dobra vijest?
613
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:22,750
Gégé, kao iskusni profesionalac,
uzeo nekoliko baterija,
614
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:24,583
još možemo okrenuti.
615
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:28,500
Stvar je u tome da moraš ostati
još dan-dva.
616
00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:31,041
Imam termin kod osteopata.
617
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:33,250
Bit ću kratak,
tip je genije.
618
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,375
No čeka se mjesec dana.
619
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,250
Imam bar micvu u Dubaiju.
620
00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,541
Ne mogu ovo propustiti.
621
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:42,625
Pa, radi što hoćeš.
622
00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:43,583
Dolaziš li, Gégé?
623
00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:46,333
Na kraju, čak i s nekoliko ljudi,
624
00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:47,833
svi ste vi isti.
625
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:51,458
Sam se smije
626
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,083
Da li te to nasmijava?
627
00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:54,208
- Ne.
- Nisam se nasmijao.
628
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:58,416
Vesela glazba
629
00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:05,375
Malawa jedu
u biti nogu.
630
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:09,583
Ali koriste i školjku
za izradu maski.
631
00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:13,125
Ovo su žene
koji beru nogu.
632
00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:16,250
Pa da, gdje su muškarci?
Gege, film.
633
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,000
- Ne, Nathalie.
- Da, dvije sekunde.
634
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:23,208
Dok beru pekmez,
ljudi love gazele.
635
00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:24,875
Svugdje je isto.
636
00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:27,083
Obitelj, ljubav, poštovanje...
637
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,541
Sve ove vrijednosti
u koje želimo vjerovati...
638
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:31,416
Ne postoje nigdje.
639
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,708
Čovjek je svinja.
I uvijek je bilo ovako.
640
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:36,750
U redu je, možete rezati!
641
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,083
Možete rezati!
642
00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:40,333
Možete rezati! Možete rezati!
643
00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:41,958
MOŽETE REZATI!
644
00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:43,666
MOŽETE REZATI!
645
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:46,625
Pjevaju s Nathalie
"Možeš rezati."
646
00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:51,291
Joj!
647
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:54,791
- Što?
- Bilje me peku las boulas.
648
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:58,875
Razgovaraju.
- Što nije u redu s njim?
649
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,208
Rekao je: "Ššš, idemo loviti!"
650
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:15,958
Intrigantna glazba
651
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,208
Pikachu.
652
00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:21,291
Ako vidite bijelce, nazovite me.
653
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:24,625
Ne, ne vraćaj se.
Ne, idi tamo. Idi tamo.
654
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:25,791
Gledati!
655
00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:29,875
ne !
656
00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,541
Imaju krevete.
657
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:33,125
Ološ!
658
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:40,500
Da!
659
00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:47,083
Prljavština posvuda.
Kuće, ceste, ljudi...
660
00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:49,375
On uzdiše.
661
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:52,125
Ne, Maroko,
bilo je puno bolje.
662
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:54,750
Nađi izgovor.
Lažemo i onda je to to.
663
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,250
Reci da je moj ujak mrtav.
664
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,250
Jako je dobro.
665
00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,958
I nazovi ga da i njega upozoriš.
666
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:02,208
majmunski krik
667
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,000
Oh, krava!
668
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,125
Ispred mene je majmun.
669
00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:08,625
Ima zube
670
00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,916
koji ribaju parket savane.
671
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,458
Mali majmun.
672
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:13,666
Ne, ne ti.
673
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:16,041
Nađi mi mjesto.
674
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,333
Sutra i u eko mi je svejedno.
675
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,708
Ne, ne u ekonomiji. Ne, ne.
676
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,791
Mačje režanje
677
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:27,083
Napeta glazba
678
00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:30,458
Što nije u redu s njim?
679
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,791
rekao je:
"Tvoja je čast, Juliene."
680
00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,041
- Meni?
- da
681
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:38,416
O da, apsolutno. Hvala na pritisku.
682
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,708
U isto vrijeme,
Nisam siguran da to stvarno želim
683
00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:43,458
jesti risa.
684
00:33:43,541 --> 00:33:46,875
Čitao sam da među Egipćanima,
bilo je sveto, risovi.
685
00:33:48,416 --> 00:33:50,375
Nije ris, to je Sfinga.
686
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:56,083
Prošlo je dosta vremena otkako sam lovio
lukom da se hranim.
687
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,750
Prepusti to Matadoru.
688
00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:00,541
Idite vidjeti sportaša.
689
00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:03,166
Nije mi nedostajao peno
cijele moje karijere.
690
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,583
Plač boli
691
00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:09,166
On cvili.
692
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,375
shvatio sam.
693
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,541
shvatio sam!
694
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,000
Udario sam ga u lice!
695
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,208
Čudno škripi.
696
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:20,250
Trebao si pucati nogom.
697
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,291
žao mi je
698
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,750
Kako reći:
“Bili ste preblizu”?
699
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,375
Siktanje zmije
700
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:30,541
oprosti jesi dobro
701
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:33,000
Prestani sa svojim gestama!
702
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:34,708
Rekao sam da mi je žao!
703
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,500
Što nije u redu?
704
00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:39,500
Hajde, hajde!
705
00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:41,166
Jerome, dođi.
706
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:44,000
- Krabou.
- Da, to je to.
707
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,250
Skrenut ćemo
708
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,291
moje sekvence
a ti ćeš ih miješati u montažama.
709
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:50,000
Moram rano otići.
710
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,500
Možete otići ranije.
711
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:54,416
Zar ne znaš to cijeniti?
- Moj ujak je mrtav.
712
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,541
Znači li ti nešto smrt?
713
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,083
Mrtav, OK?
714
00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:00,291
Misliš li da me to zabavlja?
715
00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:02,875
- Je li stvarno mrtav?
- Jučer ujutro... navečer.
716
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,125
Sinoć, OK. Od bolesti.
717
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,208
Hajde, snimaj. Jeste li spremni?
718
00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:09,000
Duboko udahne.
719
00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:11,666
I ističe.
720
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:14,208
I eto ti ga.
721
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:18,125
Vrijeme je da kreneš po mene,
napustiti Malawa.
722
00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:21,875
Fantastičan narod koji me je dočekao
723
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,208
raširenih ruku.
724
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,666
Ljudi su ljubazni,
osmijesi,
725
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:28,958
vrijednosti...
726
00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:31,666
Vrijednosti zemlje,
sasvim jednostavno.
727
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,625
Ovu zemlju koju više nemamo.
Nakašlje se.
728
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:40,750
Ovdje sam se osjećao čovjekom,
729
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:43,166
daleko od ljudske komedije
730
00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:46,041
i svu ovu slavu
koji nam uništava živote.
731
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,958
“Sam, fotka!”, “Sam, selfie!”,
732
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,166
“Sam, stvarno si sjajan!”
733
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:54,958
“Kako si lijep, Sam!”
“Sam, ti si naše sunce!”
734
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:58,041
Nisam ja, sunce.
Sunce je tamo.
735
00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:00,375
Sa svojom braćom i sestrama.
736
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,875
Neće biti lako
ostaviti sve.
737
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,416
Tierra.
738
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,625
Izreži. Imamo li ga? ona je dobra.
739
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:18,375
super je.
Hajde, snimimo Pikachua.
740
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:21,916
Nathalie se smije
741
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,708
Leo je sranje.
742
00:36:25,791 --> 00:36:27,500
Pjesma Malawe
743
00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:29,375
Ah dobro, hej. hej
744
00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:32,666
Hvala za lulu.
745
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,416
Ona se ljulja.
746
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,000
Čovjek odgovara.
Kuk, kuk, kuk, hura.
747
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,708
znaš što
748
00:36:39,791 --> 00:36:40,958
Mislim da imaš kartu
749
00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:42,083
sa čarobnjakom.
750
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,458
Ne, to si ti.
751
00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:44,875
Oh, zaboravi.
752
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,791
Muškarci su kao škampi.
753
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,833
Ništa u glavi, sve u repu.
754
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,375
Zašto to kažeš?
Tvoj tip je fin.
755
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:56,125
Zgodan, inteligentan.
- Dodaj cijev.
756
00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:59,166
Smatram ga inteligentnim, pametnim,
757
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,875
lijepo...
- U redu, Leo.
758
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:02,625
Začepi usta.
759
00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,791
Leo uzdiše.
760
00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:06,791
U konačnici, u pravu ste.
761
00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:09,666
Dobro je razgovarati jedno s drugim, a da ništa ne kažete.
762
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:13,666
Gotovo svugdje se osjećam kao kod kuće.
763
00:37:17,416 --> 00:37:19,208
Konačno sam malo...
764
00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:21,916
Kristofor Kolumbo 21. stoljeća.
765
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:25,250
- U Parizu, gdje živiš?
- Imam pied-à-terre.
766
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:30,416
S mojom majkom.
- To je dobro.
767
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,916
Zvukovi životinja iz savane
768
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:40,250
Nathalie uzdiše od sreće.
769
00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:45,916
Ah, kakva zabava! Kakva zabava, kakva zabava...
770
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,875
Ruka ti je puna govana.
771
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,000
Oh tamo...
772
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:56,250
Ah, kako divno.
Ljubav, ljubav...
773
00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,333
Oh tamo.
774
00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:03,791
Ah kakva zabava!
775
00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,416
Ah, ukupno!
776
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,708
hajde !
777
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:14,166
Izgleda kao Fantômas!
778
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,208
Više ništa ne vidim.
779
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,041
Ona se nastavlja smijati.
780
00:38:18,125 --> 00:38:21,666
Mirna glazba
781
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:24,166
Gdje je moja odjeća?
782
00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:28,125
Jesi li unutra?
783
00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:29,916
Hej, psst.
784
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,041
Oh, Leo!
785
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:32,791
Hajde, hajde!
786
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,375
Leo, šališ se!
787
00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:38,541
Ne, nego moja kosa!
moja kosa!
788
00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:40,916
Jebeni magarac!
789
00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:42,708
moja kosa!
790
00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:45,166
Krikovi boli
791
00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:51,916
Leo! to je ludo,
Htjeli su nas ubiti!
792
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,375
Nalazimo se na...
793
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,666
Leo?
794
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,375
Leo? tko je tamo
795
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,125
Ima li koga?
796
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:03,375
Leo!
797
00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:05,083
Leo?
798
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:08,125
Prokletstvo, dosadan si, Leo.
799
00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:09,500
Leo?
800
00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:10,291
Prdnuti
801
00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:15,416
Mali ste, ali imate daha.
802
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:19,916
Gdje je ovaj idiot?
803
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:21,875
Leo?
804
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,541
Leo! Leo!
805
00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:27,000
Završavamo oproštajima.
Što je ovo?
806
00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,791
hajde Ah, jako dobro.
807
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,625
Šefe, dobar si.
808
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,791
Kako se kaže "poglavica" u Malawi?
809
00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:35,833
- Mapongo.
- Super, a kako se kaže "Zbogom"?
810
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,583
Mapongo.
811
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:39,583
Uvijek ista riječ, mapongo.
812
00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:42,666
Htio sam ti reći, odlazim,
ali vratit ću se
813
00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:46,041
jer bilo je super, hvala...
ali nije bilo sjajno.
814
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:47,250
Mapongo!
815
00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:49,333
Gotovo ista riječ, popopongo!
816
00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:51,458
Stvarno glup jezik...
817
00:39:51,541 --> 00:39:53,125
Praktično, nema se što reći.
- Ne.
818
00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:54,916
Imaš Mapongo crva na sebi.
819
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,041
Ne miči se, ovaj crv jede mozak.
820
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:02,000
Oni vrište.
821
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:08,250
On stvara zvučne efekte.
822
00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:24,416
ti si sretnik
823
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,958
Krabou.
824
00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:29,583
Grubo disanje
825
00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:31,541
Hej, sjajan TV trenutak!
826
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,916
Ah! Želim ići kući.
827
00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:43,458
Intrigantna glazba
828
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:46,250
Moje perike u autu...
Prokletstvo, Jiji,
829
00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:49,375
gdje si
- Moraš prestati pokušavati da nas ubiješ.
830
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:52,375
Naprotiv, spasili su ti život
od zmije.
831
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,208
gdje si
832
00:40:56,125 --> 00:41:00,125
Afrička ženska pjesma
833
00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:11,250
Grizemo se.
834
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,708
vrištati
835
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,833
Leo?
836
00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:30,541
Ljudi zovu Leo.
837
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:42,291
Od Lea ni traga.
838
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,333
To je sigurna oklada...
839
00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:48,041
Pa čuj... taj naš prijatelj
840
00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:50,333
mora da je imao loš susret:
841
00:41:50,416 --> 00:41:52,625
crna mamba, pjegava hijena...
842
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:56,000
I mora da je mrtav
u nesnosnoj patnji.
843
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,625
Tužno je jer je postao
vrlo blizu nas.
844
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:02,375
Moramo se suočiti sa stvarnošću.
845
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:03,833
Stani, nije smiješno!
846
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,458
To mi nije cilj!
847
00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:08,750
- Mora da je otišao pronaći ekipu!
- Gola?
848
00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:10,833
Ostavio je odjeću u ribnjaku.
849
00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:12,250
Ne mrdaj.
850
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,375
Nemas ti slona...
851
00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:16,833
tko bi to mogao namirisati i pronaći?
852
00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:18,500
Nemoj mu dati!
853
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,208
Nećete ih moći vratiti!
854
00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:22,416
Što daš čarobnjaku
je dar.
855
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,875
o da Kao moj brat.
856
00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:26,791
Vođa govori.
857
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,458
Šef kaže da se Leo sigurno izgubio.
858
00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:32,333
Svjetlost vatre
dovest će ga do nas
859
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,666
i zajedno ćemo se smijati
ove nesreće uskoro.
860
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:39,416
Ništa me više ne nasmijava
a vjerojatno i zauvijek.
861
00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:42,208
Smijem se kad mi je smiješno...
862
00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:44,041
Ali iskreno, uopće.
863
00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:53,166
Kada će stići pojačanje?
864
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:55,000
Nema više ni telefona.
865
00:42:55,083 --> 00:42:56,708
- Što?
- Nema više telefona?
866
00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,875
Mora da ga je neki idiot dao čarobnjaku.
867
00:42:59,416 --> 00:43:00,791
Pronašao sam ti let.
868
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:04,000
Oh, super!
Sada ostaje samo...
869
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,833
Zadnji put sam išao s TF1.
870
00:43:07,916 --> 00:43:09,333
Zar nisi vidio Lea?
871
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,208
Halo?
872
00:43:12,291 --> 00:43:13,916
Ne, Leo, ne. ne...
873
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:17,291
- Vratit će se.
- Poznaje područje.
874
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,875
Hajde, večera je.
875
00:43:18,958 --> 00:43:20,666
Je li tamo? ja sam gladan
876
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:22,041
- Cool!
- Vidimo se odmah.
877
00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:23,458
- U redu.
- Halo?
878
00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:25,458
hej Tu je Danette!
879
00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,708
- Nije li to istina?
- Ne, šalim se!
880
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,083
Halo?
881
00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:33,000
ja dolazim
882
00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:36,541
Vesela glazba
883
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:49,708
Dame i gospodo, dobra večer.
884
00:43:49,791 --> 00:43:51,666
Večeras, naši prijatelji iz Malawa
885
00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:54,916
učini nam čast podijeliti
s njima Kookizendou.
886
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,041
Kookazando.
887
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:58,708
Da, Kookazando.
888
00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:01,250
I rijetko je
neka žrtvuju zebru.
889
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:04,541
To je njihovo glavno bogatstvo
i izvor mlijeka.
890
00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:07,291
U ime cijelog tima,
Zahvaljujem im na tome.
891
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:08,916
HVALA.
892
00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,625
- Bravo.
- To je TV.
893
00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:14,625
Osjećamo adrenalin terena.
894
00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:17,541
Znaš da sam počeo
kao ratni izvjestitelj?
895
00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:20,458
o da...
- Jeste li se borili u Drugom svjetskom ratu?
896
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:22,083
Sam se smije.
897
00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:24,291
Nije moguće, razmisli malo...
898
00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:27,500
- Kookazando!
- KOOKAZANDO!
899
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,750
Užurbani intrigantni zrak
900
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,750
Ah, je li za nas?
901
00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,125
HVALA.
902
00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:44,458
Uzvik oduševljenja
903
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:49,208
U redu je, hvala.
Danas sam već povratio, kroz nos.
904
00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:50,375
Krabou!
905
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:51,458
Krabou.
906
00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:53,041
KRABOU!
907
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:55,416
- Moramo prihvatiti.
- Sam...
908
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:57,833
Pokušali su nas gađati.
909
00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:00,333
- Ne pravi se pametan.
- Moje zadovoljstvo.
910
00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,125
HVALA.
911
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,291
Imam jedno oko koje pluta u njemu.
912
00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:09,291
To je dobar sentimentalan znak.
913
00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:10,916
- Dobro, hajde.
- O da?
914
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,333
Hajde, ja ću početi.
915
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:14,875
Okušam tu prokletu zebru.
916
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,208
Ali nije lose...
917
00:45:20,708 --> 00:45:24,125
Čak je i prilično dobro.
Prilično je suptilan.
918
00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,750
Ima okus korijandera.
919
00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,083
Ha, Nath?
920
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,666
- Oko je malo tvrđe.
- HVALA.
921
00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:34,458
Izvrsno je.
922
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:38,208
I ja to kažem a da ne učinim
dosadna gesta. Ha, moj konno?
923
00:45:39,458 --> 00:45:41,541
Nemoj prevoditi kraj, Jeff.
924
00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:43,666
- Dobro je.
- Iznenađujuće je.
925
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,958
Ostavili su neke teške krajeve.
926
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,458
Imam kosu, ja.
927
00:45:54,541 --> 00:45:57,166
- Što?
- Mora da je zebrin rep.
928
00:45:57,541 --> 00:45:58,708
Sam, Sam.
929
00:45:58,791 --> 00:46:01,333
Pogledaj što sam našao
u mojoj zdjeli.
930
00:46:01,416 --> 00:46:03,375
Leova frizura!
931
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,375
Ne...
932
00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:09,458
U Kevinovoj zdjeli.
933
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:11,000
To je Leova ukosnica.
934
00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:14,000
To je kosa.
935
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,291
U procesu smo...
936
00:46:18,541 --> 00:46:19,875
jesti...
937
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,750
Taj veliki idiot Leo.
938
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:24,500
Oni su kanibali.
939
00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:27,750
Ali ne.
940
00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:30,333
Žive od branja
i lov.
941
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:33,541
Šteta što Leo nije ovdje.
Zabavljamo se.
942
00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:35,541
Kookazando!
943
00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:38,041
Ponavljaju.
944
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:40,583
Čarobnjačke čarolije
945
00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:51,208
Želi da jedemo
komadić Leovog srca.
946
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,250
To neće biti moguće.
947
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,916
To je srce prijatelja,
to se ne događa.
948
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,791
To ne bi bio prijatelj, pa...
949
00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:01,208
Želim vidjeti svog agenta.
950
00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,791
To je noćna mora, to je lažno.
951
00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:06,083
O ne, stvarno je.
952
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,166
Zagrizi, ne mogu više.
953
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,666
Samo naprijed, zagrizi.
954
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,083
Hajde, Nat.
955
00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:13,416
Nije kuhano!
956
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,875
Samo naprijed, samo naprijed, samo naprijed!
957
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,333
Samo naprijed, Natouche!
958
00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:22,041
Pojela sam Lea. Sve sam pojela.
959
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,541
Pojela sam Lea. Sve sam pojela.
960
00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:26,750
Nathalieno stenjanje
961
00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:28,416
Sve sam pojela.
Ona povraća.
962
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:30,208
Ona se čisti.
963
00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:33,208
Pojela sam Lea. Sve sam pojela.
964
00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:36,291
Pojela sam Lea. Sve sam pojela.
965
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,916
Ostavit ću prljavu poruku
na TripAdvisoru.
966
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,916
Drži jezik za zubima.
967
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,916
- Ššš!
- Smirimo se!
968
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,875
Smirujemo se, dišemo.
969
00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:47,708
Ono najvažnije
u kriznoj situaciji,
970
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:50,833
radi se o očuvanju hladne glave.
- Lako je reći.
971
00:47:51,291 --> 00:47:53,750
Onaj koji je Leu pojeo jedno oko,
ja sam
972
00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:54,708
U redu.
973
00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:56,416
Mi ćemo donositi odluke.
974
00:47:56,500 --> 00:48:00,583
Moramo izabrati vođu, šefa,
i naravno, kuhar...
975
00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:01,708
ja sam
976
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:03,416
Bolje da sam to ja.
977
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,416
- I ja tako mislim.
- Dakle.
978
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,666
Bolje da sam ja gazda.
979
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:10,875
Koje su vaše diplome?
Vozačka dozvola?
980
00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:14,833
Doktorirao sam političke znanosti.
- Samo jedan ovdje
981
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,666
osvojio Ligu prvaka.
982
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,625
Dosta je bilo, ja sam šef!
983
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,083
- Ne!
- Ako!
984
00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:21,750
Vi, doktore, šutite!
985
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,875
Ti, El Matadore, idi pogledaj van
zašto je više buke?
986
00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:29,208
Što se tebe tiče, ti ćeš meni skuhati kavu,
treba mi
987
00:48:29,291 --> 00:48:30,541
Djeco moja!
988
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:33,666
Ja sam najkvalificiraniji
upravljati kriznom situacijom.
989
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,416
Osim toga,
Reći ću ti tajnu,
990
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,250
predajem ti ga na pašu,
991
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:39,666
Ja sam mason.
992
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,291
Prestajete li sa svojom konkurencijom?
993
00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:46,916
Samo želimo znati
kako izaći iz ove noćne more!
994
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,708
Ne želim da me pojedu!
995
00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:51,791
Nema ništa za jelo
a ja već ne mogu umrijeti!
996
00:48:51,875 --> 00:48:55,458
Nikad nisam bio na Festivalu
iz Cannesa, nikad nije imao Cezara,
997
00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:58,166
Nikada nisam snimio film
za kino!
998
00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:00,875
Upravo sam šutnula svog dečka.
Neću se ženiti!
999
00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:03,083
A onda je utorak, i utorak,
1000
00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:06,541
Danas je dan mog terapeuta i tamo,
Ne mogu ni razgovarati s njim!
1001
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:10,833
Jeste li stvarno mason?
1002
00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:11,958
Naravno.
1003
00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:14,458
Očito, ja sam šef.
1004
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:16,333
Gdje je satelitski telefon?
1005
00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:18,375
Vjerojatno u kolibi čarobnjaka.
1006
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,541
slažem se
1007
00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:21,083
Idi po njega.
1008
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,458
- Ne, samo naprijed, Sam.
- Ne, ne mogu...
1009
00:49:23,541 --> 00:49:24,666
Tražite li ovo?
1010
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,500
- To je što?
- Da, to je to.
1011
00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:27,708
Jesi li zainteresiran za mene?
1012
00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:29,541
Smatraju me, ha?
- NE, NE!
1013
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,666
Dođi po svoj telefon!
1014
00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:37,708
Ti se smiri!
1015
00:49:38,916 --> 00:49:39,916
Nema potrebe za vikanjem!
1016
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,875
Što ti se dogodilo?
1017
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,125
Zvuči!
1018
00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:45,000
ti si sretnik!
1019
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,083
Halo?
1020
00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:47,708
- Halo, Jiji?
- Tko je to?
1021
00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:51,000
To je Gégé.
Ovdje su stvari stvarno izmakle kontroli...
1022
00:49:51,083 --> 00:49:53,625
Ali gore od toga... Halo, Sam je.
1023
00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:56,916
Ovdje su stvari više nego degenerirale,
ubili su Lea
1024
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,041
i sada,
Žele nas prisiliti da to jedemo.
1025
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:04,041
S tobom bismo se dobro nasmijali,
ali to nije atmosfera.
1026
00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:08,000
Stvarno smo zapeli,
imamo najmanje 1,5 m pijeska.
1027
00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:11,083
Ali ti ćeš šutjeti
i dovezi nam svoj 4x4,
1028
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:13,625
ako ne želiš
da ti oči iskopam?
1029
00:50:13,708 --> 00:50:16,000
- Kakvog smisla ima ljutiti se?
- Ššš!
1030
00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:16,875
Halo?
1031
00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:18,583
-Jiji?
- Da.
1032
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:21,791
Ovo je vođa grupe.
Mi smo među kanibalima.
1033
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:25,583
Prokletstvo, to je bilo super.
1034
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:29,250
Nema više baterije.
- Tko je ispraznio satelitski telefon?
1035
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:31,625
Bilo je za hitne slučajeve.
Kako ćemo to učiniti?
1036
00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:33,125
Sigurno Leo, to.
1037
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:34,875
Gad.
1038
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:37,000
Čekaj, s obzirom na njegovu građu,
1039
00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:39,000
imaju hrane za 2-3 dana.
1040
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:41,750
- Nije bilo tako dobro.
- To nam daje malo prostora za disanje.
1041
00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:44,250
3 dana, 2 dana,
Pojest će nas.
1042
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:47,541
Sve će nas pojesti!
Zar ne vidiš to?
1043
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:49,791
Mi smo poput
u Raljusti.
1044
00:50:50,041 --> 00:50:51,375
Ali na zemlji.
1045
00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:53,375
Uznemirujuće udaraljke
1046
00:50:53,458 --> 00:50:55,041
Zubi zemlje.
1047
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:57,500
No, ne radi tako dobro.
1048
00:50:57,583 --> 00:50:58,666
Morate ga ponovno napuniti.
1049
00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:00,791
Jebeni usrani show.
1050
00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:03,833
Mogao sam nazvati Macrona
s mojim telefonom.
1051
00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:05,291
- WHO ?
– Macron.
1052
00:51:05,375 --> 00:51:06,458
Voli moje skice.
1053
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:09,333
On me obožava.
- Ne daju nam da odemo.
1054
00:51:09,416 --> 00:51:10,833
Ali naravno.
1055
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:15,041
Ako ekipa ne bude tu sutra navečer,
morat ćemo im dati nekoga.
1056
00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:16,458
- A?
- da
1057
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,083
Ali ne?
1058
00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,791
Tko će se žrtvovati u grupi?
1059
00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:22,833
Nema preferencije, samo naprijed.
1060
00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,291
- Ne ja.
- Ne ja.
1061
00:51:24,375 --> 00:51:25,500
ne mogu
1062
00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:30,750
Ako napravim razvodnu kutiju
1063
00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:33,333
sa baterijom za kameru...
1064
00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:46,083
Pa zvijezde,
prestanimo sa sranjem.
1065
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:49,166
Telefon je mrtav,
pakiramo se i selimo.
1066
00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:54,750
Ne treba brkati
krizna situacija i familijarnost.
1067
00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:57,916
Dijelili smo Léa zajedno,
ali nismo prijatelji.
1068
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,375
Dok kanibali probavljaju,
1069
00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:03,750
lijevi tehničar se lomi
da ne završi kao ćevap.
1070
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:07,291
- Bravo, super. Kukavica!
- S lijeve strane, nema veze.
1071
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,000
I ja sam socijalist.
1072
00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:10,708
Jadni moj prijatelj.
1073
00:52:10,791 --> 00:52:12,541
Jadni moj prijatelj...
- Oprostite.
1074
00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,791
On je jedini koji zna za preživljavanje.
1075
00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,166
Ne?
1076
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,708
Čekaj nas, Gégé!
1077
00:52:17,791 --> 00:52:20,583
Može li mi netko pomoći
da sklopim svoj krevet?
1078
00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:26,083
Krikovi ptica
1079
00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:34,583
Nježna glazba
1080
00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:46,541
Uznemirujuće udaraljke
1081
00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:48,458
Ne!
1082
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:52,500
Leo vrišti, a dikobraz cvili.
1083
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:55,916
Nježna glazba
1084
00:52:59,958 --> 00:53:02,875
Ako netko voli Savoyard fondue,
1085
00:53:02,958 --> 00:53:05,708
može umočiti svoj kruh
u mom mozgu.
1086
00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:08,833
Imate li vode?
1087
00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:10,000
prolaz !
1088
00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:11,875
- Niste ništa uzeli?
- Ne.
1089
00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:14,083
Ali nisi nam rekao!
1090
00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:18,125
Dobili ste pomoć!
Nesposoban učiniti bilo što.
1091
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,708
Smočimo se, ne trošimo
i vraćamo ga tati.
1092
00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:23,083
“Vraćamo tati”?
1093
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:29,250
Oh...
1094
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,458
Oh...
1095
00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:34,958
Iz sjene!
1096
00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:36,958
- Ne stajemo!
- Dvije sekunde.
1097
00:53:37,041 --> 00:53:38,916
Možemo biti malo ljudi, zar ne?
1098
00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:41,250
Stopala su mi labava.
1099
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:44,833
Dat ću ti svoje cipele,
mijenjamo ih svakih 5 km.
1100
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:46,750
Oh dobro, hvala ti.
1101
00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:48,666
Tome služi, prijatelji.
1102
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:51,916
Jeste li slobodni ili oženjeni?
1103
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,250
živim s prijateljima,
Pa baš je suprotno.
1104
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,375
- Fina si, zapravo.
- Da.
1105
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,625
Ne brini.
Navikao sam na dereze.
1106
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:03,125
Još smo malo visoko.
- O da.
1107
00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:04,541
To je Leov šal.
1108
00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:06,000
I uzeo si mu torbu!
1109
00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:08,916
gdje je on,
jadniku više ne treba.
1110
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,500
Najveća pošast Afrike,
to si ti
1111
00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:13,291
Pardon ?
1112
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:15,708
Slon trubeći
i majmunski plač
1113
00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:19,083
mi smo ovdje
1114
00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:22,416
udaljen 3 kilometra,
postoji selo sa uzletištem.
1115
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:26,625
Zašto smo se sudarili na izlasku?
džip, kanu
1116
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:29,250
i 8 sati hoda
ispod 60 stupnjeva na Marsu?
1117
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:31,583
Stvorio je prekrasne slike
za TV.
1118
00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:33,875
Ako te udarim,
Čini li to lijepu sliku?
1119
00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:36,750
strip,
Idemo se nešto dogovoriti.
1120
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:39,791
Neću ti glancati cipele!
Ne divim ti se!
1121
00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:41,208
Humor je Pierre Desproges.
1122
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:42,875
Daleko smo od toga.
1123
00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:43,875
i osim toga,
1124
00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:45,833
Ne divim se nikome od vas.
1125
00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:46,916
Dakle prvi
1126
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,250
tko sa mnom ružno priča, ja mu podignem nos.
1127
00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:51,125
- Rečeno je.
- Majku ti!
1128
00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:52,666
Upravo smo vam rekli
1129
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:53,875
prestati...
1130
00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:55,625
Ubola sam se!
1131
00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,291
- Što?
-Eno, eno zvijeri!
1132
00:54:57,791 --> 00:55:00,875
To je ubod
od Leira Quinquestriatusa.
1133
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:03,500
Kamo sreće naići na ovo.
1134
00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:05,416
Njegov otrov je 3 puta jači
1135
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:08,666
nego kod Cape Cobre,
što je već sranje.
1136
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:11,000
- Što on kaže?
- Kaže da ćeš umrijeti.
1137
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:13,333
eh Ali ne!
1138
00:55:13,416 --> 00:55:15,625
- Moraš isisati otrov.
- Da, netko.
1139
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:17,041
Hajde, Nath, molim te.
1140
00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,708
Neću ti sisati nogu.
1141
00:55:18,791 --> 00:55:20,291
Dao sam ti svoje pumpe.
1142
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,583
Posudio si mi ih, a ne dao.
1143
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,125
Hajde, samo naprijed. tu si
1144
00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,875
Nisam dovoljno fleksibilan.
1145
00:55:26,958 --> 00:55:29,791
- Ne želiš ga sisati, zar ne?
- Ne.
1146
00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:31,041
Ja, ne.
1147
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:32,250
pomoći ću ti,
1148
00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:33,583
Matador.
- HVALA.
1149
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:34,791
Stani.
- Dobro se obuci.
1150
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:38,625
Izvoli, izvoli. Hajde, samo naprijed.
1151
00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:40,875
Hajde, skoro si stigao.
Kevin je zastenjao.
1152
00:55:40,958 --> 00:55:42,833
Stani, paralizirat ćeš me.
1153
00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:44,041
Bolje je od smrti!
1154
00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:47,791
- Ne, ne.
- Pokaži nogu.
1155
00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:49,833
- Ne želim umrijeti.
- Mora zarezati.
1156
00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:51,541
Neka,
1157
00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:53,208
Sam ću to učiniti.
1158
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:54,708
ovako?
1159
00:55:54,791 --> 00:55:56,166
Kao teleće pečenje.
1160
00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:01,708
Cri de Kévin
1161
00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,541
Krikovi gađenja
1162
00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:06,250
Vidimo se kasnije.
1163
00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:08,833
Evo ga opet!
1164
00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:11,958
- Gdje?
- On je tamo, tamo, tamo, on je tamo!
1165
00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:15,750
To je stonoga. Bezopasno je.
1166
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:18,583
Moraš otkinuti glavu.
Pun je vitamina.
1167
00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:19,875
Ne, ne, ne!
1168
00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:21,041
On to jede.
1169
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:22,500
To je odvratno.
1170
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:26,333
Imat ćeš temperaturu, to je sve.
1171
00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:27,583
Julian,
1172
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:29,625
nisi to napravio?
- Ne žalite se.
1173
00:56:29,708 --> 00:56:31,750
Pozitivno, tu vas pas mourir.
1174
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,333
Hajde daj.
1175
00:56:33,416 --> 00:56:34,416
Puno krvari.
1176
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,916
Mora se kauterizirati.
1177
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,708
- Oh...
- Nikad nisam pogriješio.
1178
00:56:38,291 --> 00:56:40,083
Ah, fire. Ne mrdaj.
1179
00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:43,125
Samo sam zbunio Hanounu
s Pakistancem.
1180
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:46,375
Bili smo na terasi sa prijateljima,
bili smo pili...
1181
00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,166
To je to, kauterizirano je.
1182
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:56,666
Kevin's moans
1183
00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:59,250
Nisi mi rekla
da si imao druge cipele.
1184
00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,958
Nismo prijatelji, zar ne?
Pogledajte selo.
1185
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:03,875
Spašeni smo.
1186
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,083
Ne vidim rijeku.
1187
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:11,708
Intrigantna glazba
1188
00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:20,958
to je bilo to,
dvije linije sa svake strane...
1189
00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:25,291
To je sigurno.
Nisu to tragovi na obali.
1190
00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:29,166
O sranje.
1191
00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:31,458
- Oh, ne...
- Ma, to nije moguće...
1192
00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:34,333
Tamo su...
1193
00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:36,541
Što radimo?
1194
00:57:36,625 --> 00:57:39,041
Ili idemo zajedno
nadajući se da ću pronaći most,
1195
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,208
ili skačemo.
1196
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:42,625
Vraćamo se nazad
i večeras stižemo u selo.
1197
00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:46,000
Ili otkazujemo
a mi radimo nešto drugo.
1198
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:48,750
Eto, još uvijek je jako, jako visoko.
1199
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,083
Osobno ne plivam baš najbolje.
1200
00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:53,250
Na ovoj visini se srušiš
1201
00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:56,000
kao jaje.
- Ne bavim se vratolomijama.
1202
00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:57,541
To je u mom ugovoru.
1203
00:57:57,958 --> 00:57:59,375
Daj mi svoje torbe.
1204
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:01,833
- Što?
- Daj mi svoje torbe.
1205
00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:05,208
što radiš
1206
00:58:05,291 --> 00:58:06,625
kamo ide
1207
00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:17,333
Ali ti si glup!
1208
00:58:17,416 --> 00:58:18,875
Zašto ste ih bacili?
1209
00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:20,875
Ššš, trebam težinu!
1210
00:58:24,875 --> 00:58:25,916
0-0-1,
1211
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:27,416
0-0-2,
1212
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,500
0-0-3,
1213
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,083
4 sekunde, 60 kg.
Ima dovoljno tvari.
1214
00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,416
Tko prvi skoči?
- EH?
1215
00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:36,291
Pravi heroji,
1216
00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:39,375
to je u stvarnom životu.
Tko prvi skoči?
1217
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,125
Pa što, nemamo dereze?
1218
00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:44,375
Nemamo svoju publiku?
1219
00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:46,333
Nemamo njegov teleprompter za čitanje?
1220
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:47,708
A ti, glumice,
1221
00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:50,583
Ja te i ne pitam.
1222
00:58:50,666 --> 00:58:54,375
Pa ne, ja sam.
Tko će spasiti četiri plesačice?
1223
00:58:54,458 --> 00:58:56,041
To je Geronimo!
1224
00:58:57,708 --> 00:58:59,166
Hej, onaj smiješni.
1225
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:01,958
Snimate za YouTube.
Oslonite se na to.
1226
00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:03,000
Dobro.
1227
00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:06,250
Radiš sve isto kao i ja. U REDU?
1228
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:07,916
U redu.
- Akcija!
1229
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,083
Geroni...
1230
00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,875
Joj! sranje!
1231
00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:12,791
vrištati
1232
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:14,333
Joj!
1233
00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:21,625
Iznerviran uzvik
- Nisam shvatio kraj.
1234
00:59:29,416 --> 00:59:32,500
Pucajući mjehurići zraka
1235
00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:35,291
dobro.
1236
00:59:35,375 --> 00:59:37,083
Ići ćemo na istok.
1237
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,666
hajde
1238
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:42,333
Ali čekaj, to je užasno.
1239
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,958
Geronimo, moraš se pomoliti, zar ne?
1240
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,208
uh...
1241
00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:53,458
On pravi bajalice.
1242
00:59:53,541 --> 00:59:54,375
sta je ovo
1243
00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:55,791
to je što?
1244
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,125
Pa, Geronimo.
1245
00:59:57,208 --> 00:59:59,500
Ovako se mole,
Indijanci.
1246
01:00:01,541 --> 01:00:04,208
Nemate struje
u svim sobama.
1247
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:07,041
Hajde, idemo.
1248
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:09,625
ako...
1249
01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:13,458
Unatoč svojoj običnoj tjelesnoj građi,
bio je režač.
1250
01:00:13,541 --> 01:00:16,250
- Bacio nam je torbe...
- Kurvin sin!
1251
01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:19,125
Pozdravi Pierrea Desprogesa
s naše strane.
1252
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:21,041
Čarobnjak govori.
1253
01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:24,833
Čarobnjak odbija dopustiti plemenu da ode
tražeći ih.
1254
01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:27,208
Ne, molim vas, šefe!
1255
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,500
Ce ne sont pas des gens normaux,
poput nas.
1256
01:00:31,416 --> 01:00:34,083
Wokabi prevedeno.
1257
01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:36,458
Slavni su,
mrze sve.
1258
01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:47,083
Poglavica kaže da klan
je odgovoran za svoje goste.
1259
01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:50,083
I on će otići
sa svojim najboljim tragačima.
1260
01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:51,416
HVALA.
1261
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,916
Hvala, šefe.
1262
01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,083
Slažu se s čarobnjakom.
1263
01:00:57,625 --> 01:00:59,458
Dakle, Wokabi...
1264
01:00:59,541 --> 01:01:01,416
Ako ih uspije vratiti žive...
1265
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,791
Rika lava
- Jeste li čuli?
1266
01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:05,416
br.
1267
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,375
Zujanje insekata
1268
01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:17,666
Ovo je prvi put
da ovako dugo hodam,
1269
01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:19,833
bez traženja selfija.
1270
01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:22,500
dao bih skupo
biti blokiran na uređaju
1271
01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:24,750
s auspuhom
u lice.
1272
01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:27,458
Moram nešto pojesti, ljudi.
1273
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:32,333
Slon, majmun, medvjed...
1274
01:01:32,416 --> 01:01:34,458
U savani nema medvjeda.
1275
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:37,458
Prošlo je dosta vremena
da više slušam što govori.
1276
01:01:40,416 --> 01:01:41,166
jedete li
1277
01:01:41,541 --> 01:01:44,041
- Ne.
- Molim te.
1278
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:46,875
Jedem stvari na podu.
1279
01:01:47,416 --> 01:01:48,541
Da, to.
1280
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:51,375
Ovo su obične mesne okruglice.
- Je li to dobro?
1281
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,666
Nalazi se između maltezera
1282
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,250
i kapara.
1283
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:57,083
Upozoravam te, nije sjajno.
1284
01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,125
Nije baš malteški.
1285
01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:02,791
Više je kapara.
1286
01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:05,125
Voda!
1287
01:02:05,208 --> 01:02:07,125
Tamo ima vode!
1288
01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:08,750
DA !
1289
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,791
Lavlje režanje
1290
01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:17,208
Čekaj, čekaj!
1291
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:29,041
- Moraš se sakriti...
- Gdje?
1292
01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:31,375
Moraš se sakriti...
1293
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:34,208
iza lava.
- A?
1294
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,083
Čekati.
1295
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,916
Miče repom.
1296
01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:44,958
Osjećam se kao da me prepoznao.
1297
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:48,041
Lavovi ne gledaju televiziju.
1298
01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:52,291
Prepoznao me je kao dominantnog muškarca,
kao vođa, kao šef.
1299
01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:53,625
Ako maše repom,
1300
01:02:53,708 --> 01:02:55,791
to znači da će se naplatiti.
1301
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,875
Nath, učini nešto.
- Ti si Véro veterinar.
1302
01:02:59,958 --> 01:03:03,958
Ali to je serija, Kevine.
Ne mogu vidjeti životinje.
1303
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:05,916
Alergična sam na to.
Imam antihistaminike.
1304
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Približava se.
1305
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,625
Idem, idem.
1306
01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:15,666
U džungli
1307
01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:17,541
The
1308
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,541
Užasna džungla
- Što on radi?
1309
01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:21,583
Ššš
1310
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:24,333
Lav
1311
01:03:24,416 --> 01:03:26,000
Umro večeras
1312
01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:29,291
U džungli
- Djeluje!
1313
01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:31,333
Moj ga bariton glas smiruje.
1314
01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:33,583
U džungli
1315
01:03:34,166 --> 01:03:36,166
Užasna džungla
1316
01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:38,083
Lav je mrtav
1317
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,333
Večeras
1318
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,083
U džungli
1319
01:03:41,541 --> 01:03:43,833
Mijenja glas
Užasna džungla
1320
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,166
Lav je mrtav
1321
01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:47,500
Večeras
1322
01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:48,875
Naljutit ćeš ga!
1323
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:51,083
To ga nervira. Julien, začepi.
1324
01:03:51,166 --> 01:03:52,583
Stani, stani.
1325
01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:53,708
Bio sam ga pripitomio.
1326
01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:57,625
Pojest će nas!
Cris
1327
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:05,416
Ostavit ćeš nas na miru!
1328
01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:07,416
Zar ne vidiš da se mučimo?
1329
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,708
Znamo da ste to vi
kralj savane.
1330
01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:11,625
Čak i ako lavice rade sve.
1331
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:13,333
ako ti ne smeta,
1332
01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:15,750
samo ćemo popiti tvoju odvratnu vodu
1333
01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:18,458
prije odlaska
iz tvog usranog kraljevstva, OK?
1334
01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:21,041
Lagano režanje
1335
01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:26,833
Vriskovi radosti
1336
01:04:28,666 --> 01:04:29,916
Bravo!
1337
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,666
Hajde dečki, častit ću vas pićem.
1338
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:38,541
U redu, hajdemo...
1339
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,416
- Dobro je...
- Ne moraš bježati.
1340
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,458
U džungli
1341
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:43,958
Prestani s tim.
1342
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:46,666
Ne bježi! Ne bježi!
1343
01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,750
Ne pokazuj im leđa!
1344
01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:52,083
Vesela afrička glazba
1345
01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:59,208
Zove čovjeka.
1346
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,666
stenje
1347
01:05:23,916 --> 01:05:25,416
Nakašlje se.
1348
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,291
Bačve
1349
01:05:33,791 --> 01:05:35,583
Mali slon!
1350
01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:45,750
- Moraš brže hodati.
- Radim što mogu.
1351
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:49,375
- Hoćeš li mi se popeti na ramena?
- Pogotovo ne.
1352
01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:53,125
Kreni naprijed ako želiš da stignemo
u kanue prije mraka.
1353
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,791
Krik ptice
1354
01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:57,666
Intrigantna lagana glazba
1355
01:06:08,916 --> 01:06:10,625
čekaj, čekaj,
1356
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:14,083
JGGPS.
Jeste li sigurni da je ovo pravi smjer?
1357
01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:16,166
Vidi, sunce će zaći tamo.
1358
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:18,791
Dakle, očito jest, tamo je.
1359
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:22,083
Nalazimo se ispod ekvatora.
Mi smo naglavce.
1360
01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:24,125
Voda teče u drugom smjeru.
1361
01:06:24,208 --> 01:06:25,583
Morate učiniti suprotno.
1362
01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:26,458
Vaš sat.
1363
01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:28,666
Budite oprezni, to je dar.
1364
01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:34,666
Ali ti si bolestan! Stop!
1365
01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:36,000
To je sat Usaina Bolta!
1366
01:06:36,083 --> 01:06:37,208
Kupit ćeš još jedan.
1367
01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:40,166
Ali Usain mi ga je dao
na Igrama u Riju.
1368
01:06:40,250 --> 01:06:44,000
Ne budi takav materijalist!
Prešli smo tu točku, zar ne?
1369
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,125
Pogledajte kompas natjecanja
1370
01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,291
koje ću napraviti.
Bio sam izviđač,
1371
01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:51,041
pionir do 23 godine,
Ja sam pametan.
1372
01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,791
Zašto nisi uzeo svoje?
1373
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,250
Ali istina je!
1374
01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:56,500
- Čekaj.
- Zašto ne tvoja?
1375
01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,041
Poklon od direktora kanala.
1376
01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:02,041
Sa satom Usaina Bolta,
trebali bismo ići brže.
1377
01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:05,166
Oh, dovraga, ne!
1378
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:07,416
I eto ga,
sada smo svi izgubljeni!
1379
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,166
Noć će čak pasti!
1380
01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:15,625
- O da, super je brz...
- Sveta zemlja...
1381
01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:17,125
Jesam li ja ovo napravio?
1382
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:21,125
Razni pozivi životinja savane
1383
01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:24,000
stenje
1384
01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:42,875
Sveta kravo.
1385
01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:46,750
Ne, ne.
1386
01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,791
Brže.
-"Nije Koh-Lanta."
1387
01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:52,166
Ti govori! Jadni idiot!
1388
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:55,666
Idi brže!
1389
01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:57,666
Ali ne, nego Kevin!
1390
01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:01,375
S naočalama ne ide, nemoguće.
1391
01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:03,666
Osim toga, mračno je, pa stvarno...
1392
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,750
Nije za to
da to ne bismo trebali učiniti.
1393
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:07,916
naravno...
1394
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Grgljanje mjehurića zraka
1395
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:15,541
vrištati
1396
01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:23,083
Geronimo! Gero...
1397
01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:27,791
Kratkoća daha
1398
01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:33,375
Dame i gospodo, dobra večer.
1399
01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:35,041
Julien Gosset-Grainville
1400
01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:39,458
živjeti od onoga što je vjerojatno
naša posljednja noć.
1401
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:41,833
Hladna i ledena noć.
1402
01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:46,166
Samo još jednu stvar za napraviti,
dijeliti ljudsku toplinu.
1403
01:08:47,416 --> 01:08:50,625
Kao ove dvije izgubljene duše
na kraju svijeta.
1404
01:08:52,791 --> 01:08:54,041
životinjski krik
1405
01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:56,416
Ima li koga?
- Životinja?
1406
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,458
- Gdje?
- Tamo ima ljudi!
1407
01:08:58,541 --> 01:09:01,250
- Spašeni smo!
- Ma, ljudi, dođite!
1408
01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:02,458
Cris
1409
01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:04,083
Ovdje smo!
1410
01:09:04,166 --> 01:09:05,583
Ovdje smo!
1411
01:09:05,666 --> 01:09:08,500
Plemenski plač
1412
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:10,000
Oni se smiju.
1413
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:13,416
To su Malawas, to su oni.
1414
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:14,708
Našli su nas.
1415
01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:16,208
Pojest će nas!
1416
01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:17,666
Na ražanj će nas!
1417
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,541
Imaju tigrove.
1418
01:09:19,625 --> 01:09:22,666
- Pomoć!
- Bježi, bježi!
1419
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,333
spasi me!
1420
01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:28,375
Ritmička glazba
1421
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:30,916
Ostanimo zajedno, ostanimo zajedno!
1422
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,166
čekaj me!
1423
01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:36,208
Evakuacija! Stop!
1424
01:09:36,291 --> 01:09:37,875
pusti me,
1425
01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:39,333
gomila gadova!
1426
01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:41,791
pusti,
1427
01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:42,750
ali pusti to!
1428
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:44,375
- Jeste li gladni?
- Oh!
1429
01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:45,416
Uživajte u hrani!
1430
01:09:46,041 --> 01:09:47,166
Ah, dirnuto!
1431
01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:49,458
Broj jedan, pogodak.
1432
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:52,875
Dodir, evakuacija, evakuacija.
1433
01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:55,250
Nećemo dopustiti da nas tako zajebu!
1434
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,750
Mi nismo čizburgeri!
1435
01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,333
Čekaj, čekaj!
1436
01:10:00,416 --> 01:10:01,958
Što oni rade?
1437
01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:10,625
Vođa govori.
1438
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,333
Odgovaramo mu.
1439
01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:27,791
Odlaze li?
1440
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,791
Odlaze!
1441
01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:33,125
- Preplašili smo ih!
- Pobijedili smo!
1442
01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:34,666
Vriskovi radosti
1443
01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:40,833
Požurimo, vratit će se
1444
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,208
s noževima.
1445
01:10:42,291 --> 01:10:43,333
I vilice.
1446
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,666
I zdjelice za salatu.
1447
01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:53,416
Plač boli
1448
01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:02,333
Kratkog daha
1449
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:09,416
Rojenje
1450
01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:17,583
Cry of Geronimo
1451
01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:21,708
Zviždanje oštrica
1452
01:11:25,791 --> 01:11:28,916
- Zar ne idemo sjevernije?
- Sjevernije?
1453
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,166
Ako uđu u pustinju,
oni su mrtvi.
1454
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:40,416
Nježna glazba
1455
01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:56,416
Oh hej!
1456
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,458
Je li Fouquet još daleko?
1457
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,958
To je samo traka pijeska.
Uvijek ravno
1458
01:12:02,041 --> 01:12:04,833
i mi ćemo uskoro pasti
u ribarskom selu.
1459
01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:08,458
- Žedan sam.
- Svi smo žedni.
1460
01:12:09,916 --> 01:12:11,625
Već smo bili tamo.
1461
01:12:11,708 --> 01:12:13,333
Čekaj, da vidimo.
1462
01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:17,500
Ali jesi li ti glup ili što?
1463
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,458
Igla se ne miče.
1464
01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:21,375
Pokazuje sjever.
1465
01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:23,750
Ah dobro? Dakle, ovo je sjever?
1466
01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:25,791
A je li i ovdje sjever?
1467
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,250
I opet sjever, tamo.
Svugdje je sjever.
1468
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,083
Ali ne.
1469
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:33,041
Kažem ti da sjever...
Da, ovdje je.
1470
01:12:33,125 --> 01:12:35,625
Pratimo vas 24 sata.
Izgubljeni smo.
1471
01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:37,583
Uništio si mi sat.
1472
01:12:37,666 --> 01:12:39,166
Ma montre !
1473
01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:41,041
Zaglavio sam u ovoj pustinji
1474
01:12:41,125 --> 01:12:42,375
sranje!
1475
01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:43,833
I ja sam u procesu
1476
01:12:43,916 --> 01:12:45,208
umrijeti!
1477
01:12:45,291 --> 01:12:46,916
Ne, nego ja, ja!
1478
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:50,250
ja ! ja !
Budite oprezni, nemojte pogriješiti.
1479
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:54,208
Ako umremo zajedno u ovoj pustinji,
pričat će samo o meni.
1480
01:12:54,291 --> 01:12:56,958
Jer jedina
koje stvarno vole,
1481
01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,583
to sam ja!
- Ego...
1482
01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:01,000
Svima nam je boli za tebe.
1483
01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:02,541
Ti plašiš lavove!
1484
01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:04,583
Što? Ali ja ću te ubiti!
1485
01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:06,791
Pokušala me ubiti! Ah!
1486
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,333
Ona otključava!
1487
01:13:08,416 --> 01:13:11,083
Cris
1488
01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:19,833
Jao, leđa su mi zapela!
1489
01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:22,833
- Mislim da smo zapeli.
- Prestani se micati.
1490
01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:26,291
- Odblokiraj!
- Ne znamo se ni boriti.
1491
01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:28,708
Čekaj, makni ruku! Odnesi to!
1492
01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:32,541
Ovacije iz udaljene gomile
1493
01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:52,291
Cijeli život trčim.
1494
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,458
Nakon čega?
1495
01:13:57,458 --> 01:14:00,291
Sve ovo za umiranje
usred pustinje sama,
1496
01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:02,083
okružena žirevima.
1497
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:06,541
Na dan polaska,
Nisam ni sinu odgovorila.
1498
01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:11,125
Sve bih žrtvovao
biti u svjetlu,
1499
01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:14,250
sve to da bi završilo spaljeno od sunca.
1500
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:19,500
Trebali smo stati
promatrati ljepotu svijeta,
1501
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,125
naučite to dijeliti
s ljudima koje volimo,
1502
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:29,083
postati svjestan sreće
da smo morali biti živi i...
1503
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:31,875
prolazeći kroz ovu Zemlju.
1504
01:14:33,541 --> 01:14:36,083
- Govori li to Kevin?
- Da.
1505
01:14:36,583 --> 01:14:39,833
To je kao kokoš
izvršio množenje.
1506
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,791
Kevin jeca.
1507
01:14:47,041 --> 01:14:48,416
jel ti plačeš
1508
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:52,583
Imao sam više golova za postići,
ali...
1509
01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:54,291
Imao sam san.
1510
01:14:57,583 --> 01:15:00,083
Radilo se o pisanju pjesama
i pjevati.
1511
01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:05,166
- O da?
- I tamo ću umrijeti.
1512
01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:08,708
vidiš,
kao da u svemu ima dobra.
1513
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:11,208
Oni se smiju.
1514
01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:14,500
Stop.
1515
01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:19,916
Ovdje smo na kraju kraja.
1516
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,625
Dame i gospodo,
1517
01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:23,791
dobra večer.
1518
01:15:23,875 --> 01:15:26,541
Prasnuli su u smijeh.
1519
01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:32,125
Počinju kašljati.
1520
01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:45,166
Daleko zujanje
1521
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,916
Kevinovo stenjanje
1522
01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:55,333
On viče.
1523
01:15:55,416 --> 01:15:58,166
Oh, helikopter!
Čekati! Čekati!
1524
01:15:58,625 --> 01:15:59,958
budi fin!
1525
01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:01,583
Oh, probudi se!
1526
01:16:01,666 --> 01:16:04,666
Eh, eh, helikopter!
1527
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,791
Počinju vrištati.
1528
01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:22,416
- O ne!
- Vidjeli su nas, zar ne?
1529
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,333
- Hajde !
- Vidjeli su nas. Vidjeli su nas.
1530
01:16:25,416 --> 01:16:28,041
- Hajde !
- Daj mi ruku.
1531
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,583
hajde !
1532
01:16:29,666 --> 01:16:32,583
Ići! Ići! Idi !
1533
01:16:32,666 --> 01:16:33,791
On je ovdje!
1534
01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:37,041
Trijumfalna glazba
1535
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:57,000
hajde
1536
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,333
To je tim.
1537
01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:13,625
Da.
1538
01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,500
Rekao sam da je tako.
1539
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:35,625
Oni vrište.
1540
01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,750
JIJI!
1541
01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:47,875
Ah, kako sam sretna.
1542
01:17:48,916 --> 01:17:50,458
Što radiš tamo?
1543
01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,041
- Ubili su ga!
- Kuhali su ga.
1544
01:17:53,125 --> 01:17:54,083
Pojeli smo ga!
1545
01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:55,541
POJELI SU GA!
1546
01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:56,958
POJELI SU GA!
1547
01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:58,500
Ali tko?
1548
01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:00,166
Dobar je osjećaj.
1549
01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:03,708
Afrička epska glazba
1550
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,416
Ne?
1551
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,416
jesi tu
1552
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,833
gdje si bila
1553
01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:28,500
tražimo vas,
Malawas, policija.
1554
01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:30,208
- Ali nisi mrtav?
- Ne.
1555
01:18:30,291 --> 01:18:31,791
- Nisi pojeden
- Ti si cijela.
1556
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:35,708
Brinuo sam se za tebe,
pogotovo kad ugleda Geronima
1557
01:18:35,791 --> 01:18:37,708
u tisuću komada.
1558
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:40,291
Šokirani uzvici
1559
01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:42,083
stenje
1560
01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:44,833
Bok dečki.
1561
01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:46,375
Da.
1562
01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:49,958
O čovječe, onda nije mrtav?
1563
01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:51,958
Rekao mi je, zabrljao si
1564
01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:53,125
s Malawasima!
1565
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:54,916
Nisu nas htjeli pojesti?
1566
01:18:55,916 --> 01:18:58,750
ali ne,
Krenuli su te tražiti.
1567
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:05,625
Ali kakva smo mi gomila idiota.
1568
01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:07,750
Došli su nas spasiti.
1569
01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:10,750
- Ponašali smo se kao idioti.
- da
1570
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:14,208
- Da, pravi idioti.
- Da, dobro, nećemo o tome 2 sata.
1571
01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:21,916
Recimo, imat ćeš dovoljno cool slika
od nas da idemo gore?
1572
01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:25,875
Pa, postupit ćemo kao i obično.
Snaći ćemo se.
1573
01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:30,041
Pronađite svoj program
sa V Real.
1574
01:19:30,125 --> 01:19:34,250
Nježna glazba
1575
01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:46,916
Izvoli!
1576
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,875
Želim upoznati svako dijete
1577
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:53,416
i zvati ga njegovim imenom.
1578
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:59,125
shvatio sam! shvatio sam! shvatio sam!
1579
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,250
Obitelj, ljubav, poštovanje,
1580
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:05,041
sve ove vrijednosti
da želimo vjerovati.
1581
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,208
Zapravo, postojali su ovdje.
1582
01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:10,750
Smijeh plemena
1583
01:20:10,833 --> 01:20:12,583
Ljudi su ljubazni,
1584
01:20:12,666 --> 01:20:15,208
osmijesi, jednostavnost.
1585
01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:18,833
Ovdje sam se osjećao kao kod kuće,
moje mjesto kao ljudskog bića.
1586
01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:21,375
Plemenski plač
1587
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:24,250
Nježna glazba
1588
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,458
Dobro veče svima.
1589
01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:32,333
Pljesak
1590
01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:35,833
I dobrodošli
ovaj Susret na kraju svijeta.
1591
01:20:36,375 --> 01:20:38,250
Pronađimo naše heroje.
1592
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,041
Dobro veče, Leo.
1593
01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,875
Svi se pozdravljaju.
1594
01:20:41,958 --> 01:20:44,833
Dobro veče svima, dobro veče, dobro veče.
1595
01:20:45,375 --> 01:20:47,541
Leo diše.
Gosti se slažu.
1596
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:51,666
Prisjetimo se činjenica.
Ideš snimati noćne snimke
1597
01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:54,125
s našim snimateljem, Géronimom.
1598
01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:55,291
bravo !
1599
01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:57,416
Pljesak
1600
01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:00,291
Odmakneš se od logora,
1601
01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:02,750
i tu, drama, izgubiš se.
1602
01:21:03,541 --> 01:21:05,958
36 dugih sati.
1603
01:21:06,041 --> 01:21:07,708
Francuska u nemiru,
1604
01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:09,833
dok si ti izgubljen,
1605
01:21:10,375 --> 01:21:12,083
bio si blizu smrti.
1606
01:21:13,166 --> 01:21:16,833
Ovo iskustvo mora imati
poremetiti vaše živote. sub ?
1607
01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:19,541
Što se promijenilo?
- Vrlo je jednostavno.
1608
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:22,541
Još četiri datuma na Stade de Franceu,
sve kompletno.
1609
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:24,625
Ne, je li istina?
1610
01:21:24,708 --> 01:21:25,875
Očito, bravo.
1611
01:21:27,208 --> 01:21:30,625
Da, ali poslije,
Nadam se da ću uzeti godinu dana slobodno.
1612
01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:32,833
Htjela bih ići u Kaliforniju.
1613
01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:34,833
Znam da se moram približiti
1614
01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,416
mog sina prije nego što se prestane smijati
1615
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,541
na tatine šale.
Smijeh
1616
01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:40,791
- Nema rizika.
- Dirljivo je.
1617
01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:41,958
HVALA.
1618
01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:45,708
A ti, Julien,
Imam dojam da postoji prije
1619
01:21:45,791 --> 01:21:47,541
i jedan poslije.
- Istina je.
1620
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:49,250
Napustili ste Pariz
1621
01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:50,666
za Biarritz.
1622
01:21:50,750 --> 01:21:52,291
Bila je potrebna ova avantura
1623
01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:54,416
na kraju prihvatiti
1624
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,833
kako vrijeme prolazi,
ali nema veze
1625
01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:59,375
kad budemo imali priliku
biti dobro okružen...
1626
01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:00,791
Moja žena, Alice.
1627
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,875
Možemo aplaudirati.
1628
01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:06,416
Nathalie, Nathalie.
1629
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,875
Zatrpani ste ponudama u kinu.
1630
01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:12,208
Možemo reći da je Véro veterinar
odlazi u mirovinu?
1631
01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:13,583
o ne
1632
01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:15,125
Ne, ali...
1633
01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:19,000
Zapravo ne želim razgovarati
moje karijere niti mene.
1634
01:22:20,083 --> 01:22:23,791
Ono što znam je da želim
okrenuti se drugima.
1635
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,583
bravo !
1636
01:22:28,541 --> 01:22:30,208
To je vaša zasluga.
1637
01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:31,833
Kevine.
1638
01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:34,916
Što se kod vas promijenilo?
1639
01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,916
Pa, baš ništa.
1640
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,791
O ne, Kevine.
1641
01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:41,708
- Oh to?
- Broj jedan u prodaji.
1642
01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:43,083
gledamo.
1643
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:46,000
Kookazando, Kookazando
1644
01:22:46,083 --> 01:22:48,166
Podijelimo život zajedno
1645
01:22:48,750 --> 01:22:51,166
Svi ljudi su jednaki
Svi ljudi su jednaki
1646
01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:53,708
Koo-ka-zan-do
1647
01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:56,166
Sve su žene jednake
Sve žene su jednake
1648
01:22:56,541 --> 01:22:59,125
Koo-ka-zan-do
1649
01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:00,500
Bravo!
1650
01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:05,125
Ja sam napisao tekst
1651
01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:07,458
i...
- Oprostite što vas prekidam...
1652
01:23:07,541 --> 01:23:11,875
Kad bismo malo manje govorili o sebi
i ta je počast odana Malawama,
1653
01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:13,833
koji su ponosan, plemenit narod,
1654
01:23:13,916 --> 01:23:15,416
koji živi sretno
1655
01:23:15,666 --> 01:23:18,208
s onim što im je Bog dao:
ništa.
1656
01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:19,500
Istina je.
1657
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:23,875
Dali su nam životnu lekciju
koju nikada nećemo zaboraviti, poniznost.
1658
01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:26,208
- Istina je.
- Poniznost.
1659
01:23:26,291 --> 01:23:29,250
mogao bih griješiti,
ali vjerujem da ova avantura
1660
01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,041
nevjerojatno vas ujedinio.
1661
01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:36,000
Moglo bi se reći da smo postali prijatelji, da.
1662
01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:37,333
o da
1663
01:23:37,958 --> 01:23:42,166
I osim toga, najavljujem vam
da je prema posljednjoj anketi
1664
01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:43,833
JDD-a,
1665
01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:47,375
vi ste četiri ličnosti
miljenik Francuza.
1666
01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:48,875
- A?
- Što?
1667
01:23:48,958 --> 01:23:49,875
Ne?
1668
01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,375
dobro !
1669
01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:53,708
U redu!
1670
01:23:53,791 --> 01:23:56,375
Poniznost, poniznost, poniznost.
1671
01:23:56,458 --> 01:23:58,458
Budite oprezni, idemo gore, idemo dolje.
1672
01:23:58,541 --> 01:24:02,458
Osim toga, to je sjajna lekcija,
jer ti si broj jedan.
1673
01:24:02,541 --> 01:24:03,833
Ne, ja?
1674
01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:05,750
Vi ste broj jedan s Kookazandom.
1675
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,958
Ali kako to?
1676
01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:10,416
Vraćamo se
odmah nakon reklamne stranice.
1677
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:11,583
Čekati!
1678
01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:14,583
Porezano je,
vraćamo se u zrak za minutu.
1679
01:24:14,666 --> 01:24:17,666
- Kakvo je ovo sranje?
- Jesu li oni navijači?
1680
01:24:17,750 --> 01:24:19,166
Ja sam najljepša.
1681
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,833
Ne, ali nije to to.
1682
01:24:20,916 --> 01:24:23,500
- To ne opravdava biti glup.
- Kako govoriš?
1683
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:25,208
Ne, Julien.
1684
01:24:25,291 --> 01:24:29,041
Nisu te vidjeli da bacaš
kamenje na Malawas.
1685
01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:30,375
Hej, vaga!
1686
01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:32,375
Ti, ako odeš u Ameriku,
1687
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:34,125
to je izvesti na engleskom.
1688
01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:35,166
Razočaravajuće, Sam.
1689
01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:36,708
Emitiranje za 20 sekundi.
1690
01:24:37,708 --> 01:24:39,833
Nastavljaju se obračunavati.
1691
01:24:39,916 --> 01:24:43,041
Rekao si svojoj ženi
da preuzimate 20 sati?
1692
01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:46,958
I odjel vijesti.
I uprava vijesti!
1693
01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,500
To je za povećanje gledanosti.
1694
01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:50,500
Aneta za pet sekundi.
1695
01:24:51,416 --> 01:24:52,583
Četiri. Tri.
1696
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:53,916
Deux.
1697
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,291
Antena.
1698
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,375
U eteru smo!
1699
01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:02,958
U eteru smo!
1700
01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:06,916
“Pata pata”
Miriam Makeba
1701
01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:13,791
sjedni,
nastavimo tiho.
1702
01:25:38,125 --> 01:25:42,166
{\an8}Moraš povući što jače možeš.
Uz udarac.
1703
01:25:42,250 --> 01:25:43,875
{\an8}To je pokretač.
1704
01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:47,375
{\an8}Udarac desnom rukom
ili udarac lijevom nogom.
1705
01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:50,083
{\an8}U redu? Prijeđimo na praksu.
1706
01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:53,041
{\an8}Mira, mira. Mira, Matador.
1707
01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:54,750
{\an8}Eto ga!
1708
01:26:02,458 --> 01:26:05,791
{\an8}On je Arapin, Kinez i Belgijanac.
1709
01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:08,666
{\an8}I Malawa. Ima ih četiri... Ne.
1710
01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:10,583
{\an8}Arap, Kinez i Belgijanac,
1711
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,416
{\an8}oni su u avionu
i pilot se okrene,
1712
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:16,208
{\an8}i on im kaže:
"Niste li umorni od toga?"
1713
01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:19,125
{\an8}Sam se smije.
1714
01:26:20,083 --> 01:26:21,916
{\an8}Jer, u Francuskoj,
1715
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,416
{\an8}priče, uvijek je Belgijanac,
Arapin i Kinez.
1716
01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:30,291
{\an8}U klubu sam svaku večer
a ljudi me rado slušaju.
1717
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:31,583
{\an8}Nadam se da će jednog dana,
1718
01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:34,083
{\an8}što je kasnije moguće,
televizija će te doći vidjeti.
1719
01:26:34,166 --> 01:26:36,500
{\an8}Ali tada bi tvoj stil života bio...
1720
01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:39,125
{\an8}-Krabou.
- Da, krabou.
1721
01:26:40,166 --> 01:26:42,375
{\an8}-Krabou.
- Da, jako dobro.
1722
01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:44,708
{\an8}Ja sam stručnjak za Egipćane
1723
01:26:44,791 --> 01:26:47,500
{\an8}i cijela dinastija Imhotep.
1724
01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:49,375
{\an8}Poznajete li Imhotepa?
1725
01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:51,958
{\an8}Sa svojom ženom,
zla kraljica, Fopatep?
1726
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:53,708
{\an8}U ovoj dinastiji,
1727
01:26:53,791 --> 01:26:56,750
{\an8}unuk je htio uzeti
moć, Cékikatep.
1728
01:26:56,833 --> 01:26:59,458
{\an8}Ubio ga je Cépasmoikiétep.
1729
01:26:59,541 --> 01:27:01,208
{\an8}Sam se smije.
1730
01:27:01,291 --> 01:27:03,791
{\an8}OK, niste laka publika.
1731
01:27:04,791 --> 01:27:06,833
{\an8}Nathalie, dođi vidjeti.
1732
01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:09,208
{\an8}Pogledajte. vidiš,
1733
01:27:09,291 --> 01:27:12,041
{\an8}to je Triphypholium spectatum.
1734
01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:13,791
{\an8}To je biljka mesožderka.
1735
01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:15,791
{\an8}Ne, to je druga biljka.
1736
01:27:15,875 --> 01:27:18,166
{\an8}- O ne, to je taj.
- Da.
1737
01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:22,125
{\an8}Zapravo, ti si avanturist
kao i ja, ja sam veterinar.
1738
01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,416
{\an8}Pff.
1739
01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:27,416
{\an8}- To nije pobjeda.
- Reži.
1740
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:31,666
Kookazando, Kookazando
Podijelimo život zajedno
1741
01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:36,500
Kookazando, Kookazando
Podijelimo život zajedno
1742
01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:42,416
Kookazando, Kookazando
Podijelimo život zajedno
1743
01:27:42,500 --> 01:27:48,125
Kookazando, Kookazando
Podijelimo život zajedno
1744
01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:50,750
Svi ljudi su jednaki
1745
01:27:50,833 --> 01:27:52,875
Koo-ka-zan-do
1746
01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:55,875
Sve su žene jednake
1747
01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:58,458
Koo-koo-koo-ka-ka-ka-zan-do
1748
01:27:58,541 --> 01:28:01,083
Muškarci su prijatelji
Naučite dijeliti život
1749
01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:03,666
Muškarci su prijatelji
Naučite dijeliti kruh
1750
01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:06,291
Muškarci su braća
Naučite dijeliti vodu
1751
01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,833
Koo-ka-zan-do
1752
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:15,583
Gospodo
1753
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:19,375
Francuska koju volim
nije hologram
1754
01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:24,125
Vibrira u mom srcu
bez amalgama
1755
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,875
Zviždući zrak
1756
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:31,416
Vriskovi radosti
1757
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,291
Napravio sam to čim...
1758
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:42,000
Što se događa?
Čim sam saznao kamo idemo.
1759
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:45,458
Kada proučavate poteškoće,
1760
01:28:45,541 --> 01:28:48,208
nađete rješenje.
To je Francuska.
1761
01:28:48,291 --> 01:28:51,791
Oni se smiju.
1762
01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:55,041
Oh, oprosti, oprosti.
1763
01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:58,083
Neka se dogodi što?
Neka se dogodi što?
1764
01:28:59,791 --> 01:29:01,041
akcija !
1765
01:29:02,416 --> 01:29:04,541
Pomoći ću ti, Matadore.
1766
01:29:05,583 --> 01:29:08,041
Oh, oprosti.
Nemam svoj ruksak.
1767
01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:10,166
Idi po njega. čekam te.
1768
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:13,750
Oni se smiju.
1769
01:29:22,833 --> 01:29:26,000
poljupci
1770
01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:29,125
da...
1771
01:29:33,166 --> 01:29:35,916
Mora da je učinio... loše...
Oh tamo...
1772
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,500
Ali je poseban.
1773
01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:40,000
Tekućina se razlijeva.
1774
01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:50,291
Kevine, slušaj. Evo, obriši se
tvoje čelo, imaš govno na njemu.
1775
01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:54,833
Možemo li to odmah ponoviti?
Oprostiti.
1776
01:29:58,916 --> 01:30:00,875
Imaš Mapongo crva na sebi.
1777
01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:04,916
Oprostiti.
- Oh, igrao sam tako dobro.
1778
01:30:06,416 --> 01:30:09,375
slava,
što je to u konačnici?
1779
01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:11,500
stići ću,
ljudi će mi reći "Ramzy"...
1780
01:30:11,583 --> 01:30:14,000
stići ću,
Reći će mi "Sam"...
1781
01:30:16,125 --> 01:30:18,708
Ali to su moje kokice!
Moje kokice, oh!
1782
01:30:18,791 --> 01:30:20,125
Moje kokice!
1783
01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:23,083
Nije bilo loše.
1784
01:30:26,041 --> 01:30:27,083
Nisi rekao svoje riječi.
1785
01:30:34,250 --> 01:30:36,416
- Izvoli!
- Oh!
1786
01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:38,333
Ukusno!
1787
01:30:39,041 --> 01:30:40,583
Geronimo!
1788
01:30:40,666 --> 01:30:42,083
Joj!
1789
01:30:43,333 --> 01:30:46,416
Usporeni zvuk
1790
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:49,083
O kravo!
1791
01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:51,416
Ispred mene je majmun.
1792
01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:53,500
Drugi.
1793
01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:57,541
Smijeh
1794
01:30:57,916 --> 01:30:59,208
Akcija.
1795
01:31:05,083 --> 01:31:06,666
Zubi zemlje.
1796
01:31:07,541 --> 01:31:09,500
Pa radi manje dobro.
1797
01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:10,875
Čekaj, ponovit ću to.
1798
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,916
Radi manje dobro.
1799
01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:17,500
Iza, ti si Nijemac.
1800
01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:18,583
Idemo ! Vanessa?
1801
01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:21,208
- Pektorale!
- Joj!
1802
01:31:21,875 --> 01:31:23,500
Stani, tučeš me!
1803
01:31:25,541 --> 01:31:26,958
Michael se smije.
1804
01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:34,500
Žao nam je, ali želimo to učiniti
fotografija s njom.
1805
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:37,208
- To je Vero.
- Da, napravit ću ti ga.
1806
01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:38,750
Eto, pogledaj.
- HVALA!
1807
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:41,875
Rezi, Gégé, rezi.
1808
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:47,625
Hvala, hvala.
1809
01:31:48,791 --> 01:31:51,708
Kako god ti kažeš
Gdje god idete
1810
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,416
Veliki je ljubomoran na našu svinjetinu
1811
01:31:57,333 --> 01:32:00,250
Od Inka do Osmanlija
1812
01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:04,666
Francuska govori svojoj djeci
1813
01:32:04,750 --> 01:32:08,750
Roman povijesti
prekrasan nered
1814
01:32:09,791 --> 01:32:13,583
Dopustite mi da pomognem ovom Maasai ratniku